Well, there you have it. High expectations, low realities. Yet another vote for "taste is subjective" or "YMMV." LOL.
What people mean when they write "I bet you won't be disappointed" is this: "I know for sure that I'd like it, so I assume that you will, too." Nope, not with eliquids. Who likes what is a total roll of the dice.
We see this same thing on TV commercials all the time---the assumption (or propaganda) that all human beings are the same: "If I can lose 50 lbs. in three weeks with no effort just by using <fill in "miracle product" being hawked>, then I know that anyone can!" (meaning you, the viewer). Uh, no, I don't think so.
Sorry for being a bit off-topic---that "we're all alike" thing is one of my pet peeves. (We are alike sometimes, but not infallibly...) It's just that Marcutio's last post was so deadpan funny. His previous post while waiting for the order to arrive sounded like a kid on Christmas Eve, and then suddenly---juices for sale. In this case, I have had similar experiences (too often, in fact)---entire orders of six or seven juices that turned out to be a complete, unmitigated waste of time, money, and hope. I have an entire cabinet dedicated as my "juice morgue." And so it goes...