Backwoods Brew Rcv'd in 27 Hours!

[Richie G]

I sent an order/email to Backwoods Brew YESTERDAY at 10 AM. At 1 PM THIS afternoon a Priority box from Backwoods was in my snail mail box! I did a second take when I read the box thinking that today must be Friday or Saturday and I somehow missed a day or two in my life. LOL This was a sizable order too, some 400 mls of e-liquid.

I planned on today being an all menthol day, a palette cleansing day, if you will. Now I have all this liquid, lots of new ones too, that I'm dying to try instead. It's so exciting to get all this stuff so quickly but in a way it's downright cruel 'cause I can't try it yet. =)

What's even more amazing to me is that usually my mail carrier is not quite as bright or quick as Cliff Claven or even Newman of Seinfeld fame. I'd dance -- if I could...

 

[whiskey]

Thats unreal!!!!Don's the fastest draw in the East LOL

He should use that on his web site when its done LOL..good for you Richie

 

[lasttango]

I was thinking of sending an order, but before I could PM... there was a knock on the door... it was the mailman... with a package from DON!!!
Naw, but he really is fast...

 

[Richie G]

Thats unreal!!!!Don's the fastest draw in the East LOL

He should use that on his web site when its done LOL..good for you Richie

I was thinking of sending an order, but before I could PM... there was a knock on the door... it was the mailman... with a package from DON!!!
Naw, but he really is fast...

He's gotta be paying off the USPS, right? LOL I mean... I'm not even upstate like you guys are. The package leaves NY and goes through Jersey at one point, passes right by me to a sorting facility much further east and south than I am and then comes back west and north to nearly the NYC line. I'm not sure I could've driven to Backwoods myself picked up the order and been back this quick. =)

In fact I'm sure I couldn't have... you know how Don likes to chew on one's ear... I'd still be there. "No, really Don. I have to go..." LOL

 

[whiskey]

OMG Richie you just described him perfectly...sometimes I wonder how he gets his incredible juices made LOL

 

[lasttango]

Don has 7 brothers... they are identical septuplets.

One brews, one chats, one posts, one goes to the PO, the other 3 hunt, fish and write jokes.

 

[Richie G]

Don has 7 brothers... they are identical septuplets.

One brews, one chats, one posts, one goes to the PO, the other 3 hunt, fish and write jokes.

That would be octuplets, Last.

I see you and Don had the same math teacher. I order 7 bottles and get 8. I order 8 bottles and get 10. I order 5 bottles and get 7. I do my own math on the orders and he tells me I owe $20 less than I figured. Yet, the recipe amounts are always right... can't figure this guy out. <insert wink smilie here, that I can't find>

 

[joelongwood]

Whoa, 400mls!!!...... are you drinkin' that Brew? ;-)
BTW.......this thread has me in stitches.

 

[texastumbleweed]

hopin and prayin that my first backwoods brew gets here by tomorrow!

 

[r3dgh0s7]

I think the only way to get it faster is if Don invents a teleport system to get us his juices

 

[whiskey]

Don has 7 brothers... they are identical septuplets.

One brews, one chats, one posts, one goes to the PO, the other 3 hunt, fish and write jokes.

Now thats just too funny right there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lasttango]

True, I am terrible at Math... thank goodness my lady is a whiz at it.
I was careful to count that out - I just counted Don as one of the 7 - I guess he's the one brewin' or chattin...

 

[Richie G]

Just want to say that I was so impressed with the labeling this time around too. First of all, every bottle had a label which I'm not used to. See, Don the comedian wannabe likes to play "guess the flavor" with me. There's usually one mystery bottle. It's always something that isn't on the BWB menu or it's a combination of what is on there... he's such a wisea$$. LOL

-- So, everything was labeled.
-- I could easily read what was written which isn't always the case with his chicken scratch writing even with my magic decoder ring.
-- And everything was spelled correctly! There was no Mapul Tabacko, no Hunee Flew and no Expressoh.

I was duly impressed with Don... until I found out his daughter did the labels this time. Figures. =)

(I *think* I just lost any future discounts, eh?)

(For those reading about BWB for the first time... I'm teasin'. His labels are professional, easily read and accurate)

 

[Drex]

Very entertaining thread, everyone! I can't wait to get my first order from Don. I hope it will be here tomorrow, It will be a flavoricious welcome to the Dekang crap I have here

 

[skidaug]

Just received my second order from Don yesterday.There is no denying he makes great Juice.

 

[Dkrom68]

Ok now this is a first being able to post in here LOL. THIS IS NOT DON, this is Don2 one of the clones that does the shipping.

Thanks for all the kind words, its nice to see all of you enjoying the Brews so much, it really does mean a lot to us.

I've been yelling at Don2 lately about all the fishing he's been doing and that we need help but he won't listen, hunting season is fast approaching and I know we are gonna lose Don3 for that one he's been practicing with the bow and all he talks about it the damn deer anymore.

Once again thanks to everyone for all the kind words and great review being left it is appreciated immendely and helps a lot of new people that haven't tried any of the Brews yet determine what's good for them.

Thanks from the bottom of all 7 of our hearts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PS. Richi, Don said he's sory bout the mispeled nd mising labels and the poker games are fun!!!!!!!

 

[ejoker]

multiplicity?

 

[Richie G]

Paypal poker, eh DK? I just can't win (or is it lose?) as long as you're the dealer. I got the cards to open with but you beat me with that last card every time. That's bad news for me but good snus from you! LOL

 

[Dkrom68]

multiplicity?

Yeah I had to do the cloning the one alone wasnt working anymore lol

Paypal poker, eh DK? I just can't win (or is it lose?) as long as you're the dealer. I got the cards to open with but you beat me with that last card every time. That's bad news for me but good snus from you! LOL

I've always like a good game of poker but always found a card snussed in my sleeve and it was always a good one with TA added. But as long as there's cards in the deck the game can go on

 

[Lyndagayle]

I love this thread! I agree that there has to be multiples of Don to be able to "Git 'er done" the way he does. When you stop to consider that he doesn't even have the advantage that a website offers, it's mind boggling how he answers emails so quickly and has an order en route within hours. And the quality of his product is never less than perfect.

Hi, my name is Lynda and I'm a BWBaholic.