Bacon Banana

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OldDude1

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After seeing me vaping, my son's new girl friend, (a former Marlboro smoker) asked to try my new Riva. I voiced my opinion that since she had QUIT smoking years ago, why chance reviving a dormant nicotine addiction. She repeated her desire to try vaping. Nice girl but she has the intellect of a deck chair. This makes her slightly smarter than my son. So, after a period of her nagging and badgering me, (think trapped in an elevator with an insurance salesman), I gave in. Since she wears lip stick in an lovely shade of florescent orange with the adhesive properties of Crazy Glue, I thought it best to select a standard cartridge for her use thereby saving the mega cartridge, I was using, from a premature death. Still trying to discourage her, I selected several different flavors from my collection of E-liguids and created a custom batch of juice that I like to call " Banana Bacon Menthol Cheese Cake" (with just a hint of rancid butter aftertaste). I overfilled the cartridge assuring that she would not only enjoy inhaling this gourmet blend but savor the taste satisfying subtleties of the liquid as it ran out the tip and across her taste buds. Choosing an old atomizer, apparently made during a period of worker unrest in China, I gave the dripping Riva to her telling her to push the button and inhale quickly and forcefully. Both the hand picked atomizer (now known as "Old UpChuck) and the custom blended E-juice worked their magic. Three puffs later, (two puffs more than I would have taken) she decided that both SMOKING and vaping were not for her. Mission accomplished. I feel a little guilty ~ but not too much.
Perhaps some spearmint might enhance the rancid butter. OldDude1
 

dragynfly

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OMG thats so funny !! I agree that she should not risk smoking again after being truly smoke free, but I also think the vaping thing is somewhat of a social society. If vaping only came in regular and menthol flavors that emulate cigarette tastes far fewer people might be inclined to try it. With all the delicious flavors available and the ability to customize, the vaping community has become somewhat like Disneyland for smokers.
I am thrilled to be done with analogs, but at this point I'm not sure I'll ever want to quit vaping. If I can get down to 0 nicotene that would be fantastic, but I don't think when I get to that point I would want to retire my 901 and deny myself of all the yumminess.
 
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