Best Anti Vaping 'Come Backs,

[Loopian]

Hi,
First post.
I have been vaping for 11 months now and have experienced a few misinformed anti vapers in my time - you know, the hand waving, coughing, "can you please SMOKE elsewhere" types. vaping is still largely unknown where I live (New Zealand) where most are inquisitive but an occasional one or two are just plain rude.
I have a few comebacks for both sets.
The best one I have found for the inquisitive is:

It's like a kettle or an electric jug...it has a power source ( a battery), a heating element (just like a kettle) and the fluid (the water) heats up creating vaper (or steam).

I even used this while playing golf with a doctor recently....satisfying to see him understanding immediately.

For the rude, we have many options, of course including ...just ignoring them... but I quite like the Winston Churchill styled come back...."Madam, your flatulence is far more dangerous and offensive"

I'd love to hear from others as to their humorous come backs in various situations.

Please note, I do believe we vapers should be considerate to non vapers.
Regards

 

[SnakeFarm]

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Growing a beard and lookin grumpy cuts down on that sort of thing.

 

[Katmar]

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Growing a beard and lookin grumpy cuts down on that sort of thing.

Aww, you look like a Teddy Bear!!!!

 

[imsoenthused]

Growing a beard and lookin grumpy cuts down on that sort of thing.

Throw in a handle bar moustache and a motorcycle and it practically disappears.

 

[KODIAK (TM)]

I just tell 'em it's an inhaler for my leprosy then start rolling up a sleeve. They seem to hurry along after that.