Calling all juice vendors to voluntarily self-regulate!

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eplanet

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We are calling on all juice vendors to IMMEDIATELY self-regulate by packaging juices ONLY in tamperproof, childproof bottles that are fully, appropriately labeled.

Please share your thoughts on this...

We have been doing this for months, This has been brought up before...
The only ones who tamper with our juice are our customer's...
Who is this "we" you speak of?
 

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I can't open a tamperproof bottle because of arthritis........But I think the government will be taking care of that soon enough.

Me too. (Hubby calls them "Princess-Proof":lol:)

I have hubby open them, and I pour them into a glass 1 oz bottle with a dropper top. Pop a label on them and I'm good to go. (We have no kids at home)

But I can see...2 AM. Sirens...the door explodes open. Two guys in full armor with big noisy dogs

"We have a warrant to take all your juice that isn't in child-proof bottles"8-o
 

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But that looks like fabric. A child could take a machete and chop their way into it. :rolleyes:

the ONLY way is to put it in a government controlled vault. We (the government) will keep a copy of your key "just in case you lose it"

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We have dogs. Curious, half-way intelligent dogs. Ours is in a cabinet with a child lock thingy in a room they aren't allowed in. Whatever we happen to be using at the moment is in our pocket. (Hence the glass bottles. When they want a cuddle and lean against that pocket, plastic bottles, no matter how "leak-proof" will give in to the pressure of 175 pounds squeezing them)
 

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But that looks like fabric. A child could take a machete and chop their way into it. :rolleyes:

the ONLY way is to put it in a government controlled vault. We (the government) will keep a copy of your key "just in case you lose it"

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We have dogs. Curious, half-way intelligent dogs. Ours is in a cabinet with a child lock thingy in a room they aren't allowed in. Whatever we happen to be using at the moment is in our pocket. (Hence the glass bottles. When they want a cuddle and lean against that pocket, plastic bottles, no matter how "leak-proof" will give in to the pressure of 175 pounds squeezing them)

Machetes and 175 pound kids remind me to never babysit at your house
 

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Personally I like the SECURE location mine is with a 6 year old in the house
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But that looks like fabric. A child could take a machete and chop their way into it. :rolleyes:

the ONLY way is to put it in a government controlled vault. We (the government) will keep a copy of your key "just in case you lose it"

~~~~~~~~~~~~

We have dogs. Curious, half-way intelligent dogs. Ours is in a cabinet with a child lock thingy in a room they aren't allowed in. Whatever we happen to be using at the moment is in our pocket. (Hence the glass bottles. When they want a cuddle and lean against that pocket, plastic bottles, no matter how "leak-proof" will give in to the pressure of 175 pounds squeezing them)

O.M.G. You have GLASS near DOGS? I'm going to report you to the ASPCA.

My machetes are locked in the armory with my RPGs and flamethrowers. Thanks for checking.:lol:
 

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O.M.G. You have GLASS near DOGS? I'm going to report you to the ASPCA.

My machetes are locked in the armory with my RPGs and flamethrowers. Thanks for checking.:lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

I want a flamethrower! Hubby might like an RPG. Which supplier are you using and did they clear customs easily? :D
 

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Can anyone show me a childproof bottle of bleach, or ant killer, or weedkiller, or laundry soap, or tylenol, or rubbing alcohol, or hydrogen peroxide, or even a childproof bottle of toothpaste.(yes toothpaste if you haven't read the label.) People actually encourage children to self monitor their toothpaste intake.


Here's a novel idea. Educate children and teach them responsibility. Why do we have warning labels. People are too damn lazy to watch their own kids, or there parents were too lazy to educate them so they are too ignorant to know you don't blow dry your hair while in the shower.

Half the reason we have people like the FDA crawling up our butts, is because the majority of us blame the government for our own laziness and ignorance.



IT IS NOT THE GOVERNMENT'S RESPONSIBILITY TO BABYSIT "YOUR" CHILDREN. That is why their are called "your" children. Whatever happened to survival of the fittest. If we stop protecting the weakest among us there would be no welfare, no trailer parks and we wouldn't need the FDA to tell us whether to smoke real cigarettes or fake ones.

edit....on a side note I have a 3 yr old that shows us how to open things
 
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IT IS NOT THE GOVERNMENT'S RESPONSIBILITY TO BABYSIT "YOUR" CHILDREN. That is why their are called "your" children. Whatever happened to survival of the fittest. If we stop protecting the weakest among us there would be no welfare, no trailer parks and we wouldn't need the FDA to tell us whether to smoke real cigarettes or fake ones.


All I have to add is.... AMEN
 
I agree 100%... if the parents were more competent.. the kids would not be at risk... lock them in playpens like our parents did with us... put them on leashes.. we turned out just fine.. us vaping freaks... so try it!

But SERIOUSLY??? Although I agree the parents should police their kids rather than the govt policing the parents... vaping is being NOTICED and they will do ANYTHING they can to shut us down!!! DON'T give them a REASON!!!!

Spilled 24MG juice during shipping is a FEDERAL health hazard since postal workers are federal employees. SEAL that crap!!!

ONE child OD's on nic and we are ALL done for!

ONE animal eats a tissue that we used to wipe up nic juice (my dog did that) cause it tasted like peach and the ASPCA will be at our doors SOOO fast! (I swear there would be more publicity for an animal poisoned by nic than a child.. but that is just me... ASPCA is like the animal NAZI squad!

Seriously.. suppliers... you MUST childproof your bottles and label them PROPERLY (not with magic marker!!!!)!!!!!!!!!!

Can anyone show me a childproof bottle of bleach, or ant killer, or weedkiller, or laundry soap, or tylenol, or rubbing alcohol, or hydrogen peroxide, or even a childproof bottle of toothpaste.(yes toothpaste if you haven't read the label.) People actually encourage children to self monitor their toothpaste intake.


Here's a novel idea. Educate children and teach them responsibility. Why do we have warning labels. People are too damn lazy to watch their own kids, or there parents were too lazy to educate them so they are too ignorant to know you don't blow dry your hair while in the shower.

Half the reason we have people like the FDA crawling up our butts, is because the majority of us blame the government for our own laziness and ignorance.


Edit...on a side note I have a 3 yr old that shows us how to open things
IT IS NOT THE GOVERNMENT'S RESPONSIBILITY TO BABYSIT "YOUR" CHILDREN. That is why their are called "your" children. Whatever happened to survival of the fittest. If we stop protecting the weakest among us there would be no welfare, no trailer parks and we wouldn't need the FDA to tell us whether to smoke real cigarettes or fake ones.
 
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