Can anyone show me a childproof bottle of bleach, or ant killer, or weedkiller, or laundry soap, or tylenol, or rubbing alcohol, or hydrogen peroxide, or even a childproof bottle of toothpaste.(yes toothpaste if you haven't read the label.) People actually encourage children to self monitor their toothpaste intake.
Here's a novel idea. Educate children and teach them responsibility. Why do we have warning labels. People are too damn lazy to watch their own kids, or there parents were too lazy to educate them so they are too ignorant to know you don't blow dry your hair while in the shower.
Half the reason we have people like the FDA crawling up our butts, is because the majority of us blame the government for our own laziness and ignorance.
IT IS NOT THE GOVERNMENT'S RESPONSIBILITY TO BABYSIT "YOUR" CHILDREN. That is why their are called "your" children. Whatever happened to survival of the fittest. If we stop protecting the weakest among us there would be no welfare, no trailer parks and we wouldn't need the FDA to tell us whether to smoke real cigarettes or fake ones.
edit....on a side note I have a 3 yr old that shows us how to open things