I swear there are black holes in our houses that suck up objects so they are forever gone, though sometimes they get spit back up by those black holes, and they show up in a place you already looked umpteen times. Remember that bottle of cinnamon e-liquid? I never did find that.
Aw maaan! That stinks. Well, if you ever find it, it'll be well steeped.
In addition to my predator urine, I'm also missing my raspberry Volt. Grrrr