The best one of my childhood was this:
Me: Daaaad? Can I climb up on the roof and throw down glasses to see how many break?
Dad: Whatever hun.
**20 minutes later**
Dad: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!
Me: Daaaad? Can I climb up on the roof and throw down glasses to see how many break?
Dad: Whatever hun.
**20 minutes later**
Dad: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!