Christmas at texas t's - let's have some fun!

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VanderVape

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No solid food??? Do they have you back on bread and water again?

Just wait till they start the electric shocks to the brain. That's the funnest part!

And always remember what Dr.Pammy told Ab ... "One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they're OK, then it's you."

Its always me out of all my friends, hell even my partner is more sane than I am.

Why is it that I am always getting blamed for your evil deeds. I was an innocent little angel until I came here!

Keep saying that you were innocent before coming here. Lol me I don't believe it. Oh and hon your halo is on fire.

I'm bringing T a song (for the NICE moments) and singing it to him (for his NAUGHTY times).

Come and listen to a story about a man named T
A poor Texaneer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at a goose,
And up through the ground came a vapealicous juice.

Lime-cold pressed that is, tastes like lime, T's tea.

Well the first thing you know ol' T's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said T move away from there
Said Arizony is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Tuscony.

Vape lounge, that is.
Juice pools, flavor stars.

The FSUSA Hillbillies!

(Depending upon how much he laughs at my singing will determine if he gets the batteries or not.)

This song is perfect! LaughT and you'll get your batteries. :)
 

samsmom

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AWESOME SONG FREE!! We have such talent among the FSUSA Junkies!

I'm bringing T a song (for the NICE moments) and singing it to him (for his NAUGHTY times).

Come and listen to a story about a man named T
A poor Texaneer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at a goose,
And up through the ground came a vapealicous juice.

Lime-cold pressed that is, tastes like lime, T's tea.

Well the first thing you know ol' T's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said T move away from there
Said Arizony is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Tuscony.

Vape lounge, that is.
Juice pools, flavor stars.

The FSUSA Hillbillies!

(Depending upon how much he laughs at my singing will determine if he gets the batteries or not.)
 

Free2BMe

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Oh Free, I'd never laugh at your singing or your wonderful song!

I just wish it was true. When I shoot at anything around here all that comes out of the ground is mud! But the song and your singing should be on the radio! I'd buy that record!

And I sure do like batteries! (hint, hint)


Awww shucks...:oops:...now I have to fill a semi trailer full of differernt batteries to bring you. I'm sure you'll eventually need a variety due to all the different pv's you'll end up with. :)
 

ab357

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I'm bringing T a song (for the NICE moments) and singing it to him (for his NAUGHTY times).

Come and listen to a story about a man named T
A poor Texaneer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at a goose,
And up through the ground came a vapealicous juice.

Lime-cold pressed that is, tastes like lime, T's tea.

Well the first thing you know ol' T's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said T move away from there
Said Arizony is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Tuscony.

Vape lounge, that is.
Juice pools, flavor stars.

The FSUSA Hillbillies!

(Depending upon how much he laughs at my singing will determine if he gets the batteries or not.)




Hey, come to Chgo so we can record your song. :2cool: It can be one of the vape lounge theme songs.:toast:
 

757girl

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lol@ me trying to sing the song that free wrote. Hmmm let me think I would get Mrs. T a brand new set of combat boots, a camo jacket and a pair of night goggles since she likes to track down her prey and pounce lol And for T a new avatar (lol), 2 gallons of lime-cold pressed, and a 4 wheeler with a rocket launcher on the back in case he has to make a quick get away.
 

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How about this Manure spreader? She's used but the little darlin is still in great shape.

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TexasT

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Well, with all these wonderful thoughts I thought I'd better do something nice too.

So for 757girl, here's that new avatar you asked for. This one came from Buck (if my memory can be trusted). Hope you like this better.

We had our "family" Christmas today because it fit everybody's schedules and to let them all have Christmas at home with their children on Christmas Day. The grandchildren got some wonderful toys that I had a ball playing with and there were lots of presents for everyone and big piles of good food. My wife made her famous homemade, self-rising yeast rolls (an incredible number of those vanished!) and there was sooo much food, pies, cakes, cookies and all kinds of good things.

We took a little time to give the appropriate thanks and to remember friends and family that couldn't be here, and all of you were in my thoughts!

Merry Christmas everyone!
 

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Hey 5carstud, that manure spreader would look great sitting out in the front yard. We just love beautiful yard decorations like that!

We could use that for our new juice flavor! Not to mention, we could use it for the forum. I mean, we aren't spreading the bull**** enough around here! HA! :lol:

Yea, docha just love family names like El Dee and his brother LD?

I don't think she loves me anymore... :(:cry::(
 

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Hey T nice avatar! You know I have Copyright on the every time it appears on the forum you owe me a 30ml bottle of Hopscotch!
I will be waiting for the truck to show up and make the delivery.

*psst* Add a few bottles of Cappuccino Smooth to the payment and send those my way. It is wicked awesome!
 

TexasT

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Okay, okay, I'll pay up.

757girl was the one that told the whole world that I was a Sweetie Pie, and I just couldn't let her down.

Just remember that you're taking 30ml of finely aged juice from an elderly person *sob* on Social Security *sniff* who has sat and kept this juice hidden from his wife *bawwwl* and never went and had his upper plate adjusted because he spent the money on this juice *sob* and only has a lens in one side of his eyeglasses *sniff* and no batteries in his hearing aid *sob* and my won't buy me a ProVari, but that's alright. I'll send you my last *sob* bottle of juice as soon as I can hitch a ride to town cause I don't have any gas ... *sniff*
 

ab357

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Big Cry Baby:facepalm: You're just fishing for another 757 compliment.

Um... why do you have to have your plates adjusted? Most of us just wash our dishes. Well use paper plates so we don't have any to wash.:laugh:

You know one of your cousins in Canada has one upped you. He had a video all over cable news last week showing how he had rigged his car so his pet adult Buffalo can ride with him to the bar and have a couple beers.

Are your steer beer fed?:evil:
 

VanderVape

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Okay, okay, I'll pay up.

757girl was the one that told the whole world that I was a Sweetie Pie, and I just couldn't let her down.

Just remember that you're taking 30ml of finely aged juice from an elderly person *sob* on Social Security *sniff* who has sat and kept this juice hidden from his wife *bawwwl* and never went and had his upper plate adjusted because he spent the money on this juice *sob* and only has a lens in one side of his eyeglasses *sniff* and no batteries in his hearing aid *sob* and my won't buy me a ProVari, but that's alright. I'll send you my last *sob* bottle of juice as soon as I can hitch a ride to town cause I don't have any gas ... *sniff*

Don't forget to mail me the 120 ml bottle

Go with USPS, "if it fit's it ships for a flat rate" and they will pick it up for you. So, no gas needed. lmao

Ya know he has a point. ;)
 
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