Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal?

[ADRUNKK]

Who would win a fight between Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal?

Steven Seagal can kill you with his whispers, but then again the Boogey man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris. I've even heard Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

 

[alex1407]

If you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$ he has more money than you.

 

[Fedor]

i voted chuck norris simply cos he is more tested. By the way, anyone watched The Onion Movie? I salute Steven Segal for doing that movie. It was hilarious!!!!

 

[mizmare]

Hmmmmmmmmm I say Clint could take both of them.

 

[secretsquirrl]

Don't know about Chuck Norris, but I'm fairly certain even I could beat up Steven Seagal.

Btw, he's turning into a regular Marlin Brando

Before:

After:

Can't believe this guy's still thinking he's all that... All his movies, if any are straight to video. That's worse that Jean Claude, who at least still has a big following in Belgium. Speaking of which, there was an close encounter before JCVD & Seagal.

YouTube - JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME VS. STEVEN SEAGAL

Hmmmmmmmmm I say Clint could take both of them.

 

[K-Sound Krew]

I think a better poll would be

"Who would you rather tounge kiss Norris or Van Damme?"

 

[Kendra]

I think a better poll would be

"Who would you rather tounge kiss Norris or Van Damme?"

Well, I'd rather tongue kiss Chuck.

Edited to add: Then Van Damme (I really used to like him) and never Steven.

I do like Jet Li, too.

 

[RyleMoon]

I'd probably tounge kiss JCVD. Anyone who can do the splits has gotta be more chick then dude. And shouldn't this poll be Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T?

Kids wear Superman pajamas to sleep at night. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas at night.

Mr. T isn't black. The sun is just too afraid to shine on him.

 

[ADRUNKK]

In Jurassic Park they showed the Tyranasaurus chasing a jeep. If the camera man would have zoomed out more you would have seen the real version of the movie. In all actuallity Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyranasaurus and the Jeep.

 

[Sir_Puffalot]

Chuck Norris Wins!!!!

WARNING BAD LANGUAGE. DO NOT WATCH IF THIS OFFENDS
YouTube - Music Video - Chuck Norris by Mr. Safety

Need more proof (no language in this one)
YouTube - Chuck Norris Vs Bear

Need I say more

 

[SannerSays]

You Tube-Total Blender-Chuck Norris

Hope this helps answer your question!

When you get done there go to Google and type in "Find Chuck Norris", then hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.....good for a cheap laugh!!

 

[ADRUNKK]

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter pilot by pointing his index finger and him and screaming BANG.

 

[Fox3]

Only option missing was "Yes". Both have their points and I couldn't separate them .

 

[secretsquirrl]

"I shall tell you of William Wallace Chuck Norris. Historians
from england will say I am a liar, but history
is written by those who have hanged heroes.
The king of scotland had died without a son,
and the King of England, a cruel pagon know
as Edward the Longshanks, claimed the
throne of Scotland for himself. Scotland's
nobles fought him, and fought each other
over the crown. So longshanks invited them
to talks of truce, no weapons, one page only
Among the farmers of that shire was Malcom
Wallace Chuck Norris Sr., a commoner with his own Lands.
He had who sons: John and William Chuck."

 

[secretsquirrl]

All this talk of, Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, Clinton Eastwood, Jean Claude Van Dame, and yes, Mr.T....

Has upset Mr. Liam Neeson.

He's here to take back his daughter. And you better comply because he's got a very particular set of skills.

 

[ADRUNKK]

All this talk of, Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, Clinton Eastwood, Jean Claude Van Dame, and yes, Mr.T....

Has upset Mr. Liam Neeson.

He's here to take back his daughter. And you better comply because he's got a very particular set of skills.

Liam Neeson does has a particular set of skillz. Thoze skillz consist of getting his ... kicked by CHUCK NORRIS!!!!! Chuck Norris ****s Lightning and farts thunder. His favorite cereal is Kellogs gravel and nails. He does all his grocery shopping at The Home Depot. God wanted 10 days to create earth, Chuck Norris gave him seven. Liam Neeson aint got boo boo on Chuck Norris. Liam Neeson sux worse than Mr. T. Mr T even pitties tha fool; Chuck Norris rips the fools head off.

 

[secretsquirrl]

Liam Neeson does has a particular set of skillz. Thoze skillz consist of getting his ... kicked by CHUCK NORRIS!!!!! Chuck Norris ****s Lightning and farts thunder. His favorite cereal is Kellogs gravel and nails. He does all his grocery shopping at The Home Depot. God wanted 10 days to create earth, Chuck Norris gave him seven. Liam Neeson aint got boo boo on Chuck Norris. Liam Neeson sux worse than Mr. T. Mr T even pitties tha fool; Chuck Norris rips the fools head off.

YouTube - Best scene from movie TAKEN with Liam neeson.

YouTube - Taken - Liam Neeson throat attack

 

[Liberate_Yourself]

Chuck Norris is so fast, he could run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 

[gnsmith]

Chuck Norris But don't forget the man that started it all , Bruce Lee