Cinder Ella / Number Game - Part 1
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Y'all are all hilarious but I am reading a little non-vanilla theme going on. So funny!
What you read from the Halons, stays with the Halons. Wheez has mentioned the event several times. I think it did happen. But then again, I think things crazy like "Oswald, alone, 3 shots..." "The Jets could be in the Super Bowl" and "Gee, this old Volvo is stable at 95mph..."There are a few other really funny threads, too.
(Halon's Greatest Hits)
Do You Mix?, Ok, I've gotta stop doing this...
or most any of 3 or more pages.
We'll be here all weekend. Don't forget to tip the wait staff.
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that's true, and if any of you try to copy my crazy, you haf to pay me royalties!
i trademark everything aboot me, my well managed 19070's haircut, my fat ...., my stories of insane ex-es (and keep in mind, i havent even mentioned the craziest ones yet), my irreverent wit, my off-putting body odor, one day i'll be able to cash in and retire to a nice island off the coast of Azerbaijan.
that's a real place right? i just hammered away my keyboard and the spellcheck didnt go off.
wheez might even put on pants for Thanksgiving, miracles happen!!!!
I read both plus the Halloween game too funny!!!!! What time and when will the Christmas game start?
Halo's 12 days of Xmas event starts in 7 or 8 days...Cinder mentioned it a few days ago.
i already claimed all odd number days, i imagine cage matches and pit fighting to determine the winner of the even numbered days. of course i also imagine a world finally free of evil cats and that my sofa can talk to me, his name is Dwight and he's a tad bit racist.
Thanksgiving,
let us not forget what today means to so many people in N. Murica (apparently Canadians celebrate it too, just on a different day cuz of the metric system i imagine).
A day when evil alien turkey's invaded the world and the U.S. of A. repelled the aliens attack and saved the world, including the French (although not the Turkish, ironically). Now on this day, we must eat one turkey hostage per family to remind our potential would-be overlords that if they try anything, we'll be ready for them. It's tough keeping them at bay, but someone has to do it. The cranberry sauce, stuffing, and giblet gravy isn't for the flavor, it's to humiliate the turkey prisoner....and for the flavor.
So errybuddy eat up, in the spirit of galactic defiance that we stand as a world free of evil Turkey oppressors.
also, i like pie.
let us not forget what today means to so many people in N. Murica (apparently Canadians celebrate it too, just on a different day cuz of the metric system i imagine).
A day when evil alien turkey's invaded the world and the U.S. of A. repelled the aliens attack and saved the world, including the French (although not the Turkish, ironically). Now on this day, we must eat one turkey hostage per family to remind our potential would-be overlords that if they try anything, we'll be ready for them. It's tough keeping them at bay, but someone has to do it. The cranberry sauce, stuffing, and giblet gravy isn't for the flavor, it's to humiliate the turkey prisoner....and for the flavor.
So errybuddy eat up, in the spirit of galactic defiance that we stand as a world free of evil Turkey oppressors.
also, i like pie.
That was MOST unappetizing wheezal....but thanks anyway. (running towards the bathroom).
i know, not saving the Turkish was heartbreaking for all. be strong, apparently they love being ruled by flightless fowl.
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