Confused Old Lady - 50 Yrs Marlboro Reds - Grateful for Any Help, Advice, Recommendations

[revolver]

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I am currently manipulating aluminum foil into various fashionable designs for hats right now !

(she reads minds too !)

...and she's familiar with torrents and the terminology as well!

Yep-yep... And so many other things...

First I thought to myself "this is impossible; How come an 'old lady' be so updated in every single aspect?
Then I started to wonder if 'she' was even human...
And now...
Instead of being suspicious of HER POWERS... As we discover them WE celebrate!
WTF !?

Being updated; word-gifted, even generating some sort of "magnetism" and a totally addictive psychedelic experience was already BAD enough...

But MIND-READING.... !?

And us even praising this.... !?

For SHE IS capable of this...

Havent you NOTICED the "feeling" you get as you read HER of a PRESENCE... AS in her being fully aware of WHO you truly ARE ???

Im not kidding here...

Im NOT.

This is now OFFICIALLY freaking me out...

Tell me you dont get this...

We DO know SHE knew about the HATS also... And Im sure you get the before-mentioned feeling, so... !?

DO you still NEED more evidence?

-As for the "Ancient Astronaut Theory" Kelly mentioned...
Well it is certainly interesting and way too cool...!

But this one here is about to become fully demonstrated... And I dont think Im ready to meet "Them" just yet...

Anyhow I have been figuring some things out...

There is A CODE (there must be - always is); a secret one of course, to what SHE says... And We have to decipher it...


1. Hippos and Barbies.

What is She Trying to tell us?

It is obvious (this is not 'negotiable') that Hippos hate Barbies. This has been known for centuries in certain circles...
Furthermore, they practice Barbies' hunting as a Sport...

Havent you ever had a 'headless Barbie' around... Or one naked Barby, and you cannot figure how this happened... Well I assume you must also have some HIPPO around. If NOT... ASK your neighbours and you WILL BE SURPRISED to find out one HIPPO is able to kill an entire Barbie's Block in one night... That Right JUST ONE NIGHT !!!

So..... What She may be trying to tell us is that "IT IS OK TO 'PLAY' WITH BARBIES" as in trying to prepare our minds for Future Rituals of BARBIE-HUNTING where we are the "barbies"... Or the 'babes', as Im sure they like to call us...
It is a bit disturbing (heee!) to say the least the way she focuses on HOW great HER hippo is... We LOVE him and wanna HUG him, right? But She really dismisses the Barbies as in Yes... There are some barbies in a box DOWN THE BASEMENT sort-of-thing... She even had a slip of tongue and said:

HELP YOURSELF TO SOME BARBIES when she first adopted 'JayAndOtherLetters' ........

So... This MIGHT be the REVEALED meaning to PART of her CODE...



I cannot post a larger pic so click on it to enlarge...

 

[classwife]

a regal look...

cap style...

A simple beanie.....

 

[revolver]

Cracking The Code... Part II.

Maybe, SHE IS trying to help us...

LOOK...

...

I am currently manipulating aluminum foil into various fashionable designs for hats right now !

(she reads minds too !)

As you must know they can protect you from aliens and government reading your mind...



So maybe she put this idea in classwife's mind in the first place...

But...Maybe NOT. Just maybe SHE got this from READING her mind and Thought About Designing HATS as to be able to make us go for one design which is not alien-proof... Who knows?

Just in case, I want you to know that I AM going to be protected...
This is MY new room...
I suggest you do the same...



It is already happening...
THEY are here!

 

[revolver]

a regal look...

cap style...

A simple beanie.....

NOOOOOOO. You see... !?

THOSE are Neither FDA approved NOR the type which could protect you...

We need the "classic" ones which have been proved to interfere with the right wave-band frequencies...

Like this:



Get informed... If Im not mistaken, here we have some data; wouldnt remember if it was the right page though...

Are you CRAZY or have THEY gotten to You?

 

[cactusgirl]

It is a bit disturbing (heee!) to say the least the way she focuses on HOW great HER hippo is... We LOVE him and wanna HUG him, right?

Well, it's quite hard NOT to fall in love with HER hippo....take a look....

 

[jtpjc]

Careful now Revolver. Don't let it turn into an obsession.

 

[revolver]

I cannot STRESS this hard enough...

SHE is not trying to help...

Actually she is trying to prevent us from going for the right type of HAT eventually...

By this "lets create a new fashionable one"...

WE DO NEED the one with the antenna type of thingy...

Classwife...

Maybe you should do some research and stay on the safe side by making them FUNCTIONAL. You could design them as you like as long as they are interference-free! PLEASE REMEMBER this...!

IF you DONT believe me... Just in case... Better be safe than sorry...!

 

[revolver]

Careful now Revolver. Don't let it turn into an obsession.

Too late my friend... Too late...!

=)

 

[snails1023]

Well, it's quite hard NOT to fall in love with HER hippo....take a look....

That was too cute!!! I want !!!!

 

[ShannonA]

In the midst of our puffing, tinkering, mixing. collecting, advice giving, advice getting, agreements, disagreements, giggles and facepalms. We run like children to this thread to gather around our beloved lol to let her regale us with her intricately woven tales.

Its sort of random but it just popped in my head and I had to get it out.

 

[Katmandu]

-lol- like all the others I want to thank you for your eloquent and hilarious posts.

I have spent the last couple of days second guessing why I continue to vape. Reading this whole thread has re-confirmed for me why I started and why I will continue to use this amazing hooka-doodle so that I can squeeze as many days as possible out of my life.

I feel like I've been wrapped in a warm, fuzzy blanket, given a cup of hot cocoa and a pat on the head. Thank you - to all of you - thank you.

 

[jtpjc]

Yes, Katmandu. This thread is like an oasis in the dark desert that is our life.

Woah, what did I just say? Revolver where are you when I need you!

 

[jtpjc]

And English isn't even my first language! I need halp!

 

[ShannonA]

And English isn't even my first language! I need halp!

Halp? You speak kitteh! You will be fine I'm fluent in lol cat

 

[phonedude]

Many of the meaningful things I have learned in my life have come from the wisdom of Little Old Ladies. My great-grandmother, grandmothers, many great aunts and aunts. Even a few great-great aunts. Everyone loves a -lol-.

I am embracing the term hookah-doodle. Yes, its a little harder to type than PV but it just seems to fit. I hope to have a few more good years in me and will probably vape for most of those. And whenever I refer to my hookah-doodle I will fondly think of you. Thanks.

 

[ShannonA]

Many of the meaningful things I have learned in my life have come from the wisdom of Little Old Ladies. My great-grandmother, grandmothers, many great aunts and aunts. Even a few great-great aunts. Everyone loves a -lol-.

I am embracing the term hookah-doodle. Yes, its a little harder to type than PV but it just seems to fit. I hope to have a few more good years in me and will probably vape for most of those. And whenever I refer to my hookah-doodle I will fondly think of you. Thanks.

Its funny you said that I was thinking the same thing... Our lol without ever participating in the thread debating it has found our replacement name for e-cig.... I now vape with my hookah-doodle!

 

[jtpjc]

Hmmm... don't know about that hookah-doodle term. Sounds a bit demeaning. On the other hand, I might be slightly prejudiced:

 

[Del Boy]

Blimey dude, That looks totally illegal....lol

Sure does explain a few things though...............yyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha haaaaaaaaa

I seem to have become a lilolelady thread poster watcher. It would seem that i am now watching you watching her. I'm somehow outside looking in through the window. Which keeps steaming up from my breath.
I'm like a birdwatcher that is actually watching the other birdwatchers. How strange.

 

[unfaithful]

Wow, that is one beautiful post. I feel like I just read a section from a book. I hope vaping works out for you and I know it will

 

[Wolfstar]

Yes, Katmandu. This thread is like an oasis in the dark desert that is our life.

Woah, what did I just say? Revolver where are you when I need you!

jtpjc, don't go into a panic, calm...calm...This is what she does to us all. Some of us start thinking deep thoughts that we would not have thought of on our own. Some of us start writing with more thought, (and way more big words!) than we normally would. Some of us wait, on pins & needles waiting for -lol- to finally post her thoughts...But every single one of us all breathes a happy *sigh* of relief and gratitude when she finally does post. That's her magic, I keep tellin' ya! And it's not evil, nor alien, nor even really weird at all...it's just magic. Our lives are full of magic, just look around with unbiased eyes and you will see. Accept this, and relax. She won't make us all go marching down the streets naked singing her praises...(especially the naked part, she has MUCH better taste and finesse than that. eww!) OR make us do anything we don't already WANT to do anyway.

It's like when you are in a LOT of pain...and they give you a heavy duty pain pill and you fight the effects of it because you really DON'T want to go to sleep, just not feel so much pain. It eventually makes you sleep anyway, but look how hard & long you struggled to not sleep!?! Just relax, take it all in and breathe it out again...let the journey take you where it will and enjoy it! Enjoy the wonderful, warm and fuzzy feeling that we all get when -lol- posts. I think some of us are struggling, perhaps not with -lol- so much, as that little child side of us that's been buried deep beneath all the responsibility and demands of adulthood. Let it go for a little while, come out - play with us...and just breathe.