This is my entry: John Butler Trio - Don't Wanna See Your Face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A4hZmTSXHU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A4hZmTSXHU
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CONTEST CLOSED:The ANTI Valentines Day Contest......from SmokeStik of course.....
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Will someone please find Ripple and make him enter this contest!!!!!! I mean really.....we got CES....but without Ripple....it just won't be complete!
I'm here -- and why didn't someone say this one, a great love/anti-love song?
Love you, LK!!!!
This is my entry: Your Feets Too Big by Fats Waller:
LoLyrics:
Who's that walkin' round here, Mercy
Sounds like baby patter
Baby elephant patter; thats what I calls it
Say up in Harlem at a table for two
There were four of us
Me, your big feet and you
From your ankles up, I'd say you sure are sweet
From there down; there's just too much feet
Yes, your feets too big
Don't want ya, 'cause ya feets too big
Can't use ya, 'cause ya feets too big
I really hate ya, 'cause ya feets too big
Where did ya get 'em
Your girl, she likes you, she thinks you're nice
Got what it takes to be in paradise
She said she likes your face
She likes your (rig?)
Man, oh, man, those things are too big
Your feets too big
Don't want cha, 'cause ya feets too big
Mad at you, 'cause your feets too big
I hate you, 'cause your feets too big
My goodness, guns, they're gunboats
shiff shiff shiff
Oh, your petal extremities are colossal
To me you look just like a fossil
Got me walkin', talkin' and squarkin'
'Cause your feets too big
Yeah, come on and walk that thing
Oh, I've never heard of such walkin', mercy
Your petal extremities really are obnoxious
One never knows, do one?
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Who's that walkin' round here, Mercy
Sounds like baby patter
Baby elephant patter; thats what I calls it
Say up in Harlem at a table for two
There were four of us
Me, your big feet and you
From your ankles up, I'd say you sure are sweet
From there down; there's just too much feet
Yes, your feets too big
Don't want ya, 'cause ya feets too big
Can't use ya, 'cause ya feets too big
I really hate ya, 'cause ya feets too big
Where did ya get 'em
Your girl, she likes you, she thinks you're nice
Got what it takes to be in paradise
She said she likes your face
She likes your (rig?)
Man, oh, man, those things are too big
Your feets too big
Don't want cha, 'cause ya feets too big
Mad at you, 'cause your feets too big
I hate you, 'cause your feets too big
My goodness, guns, they're gunboats
shiff shiff shiff
Oh, your petal extremities are colossal
To me you look just like a fossil
Got me walkin', talkin' and squarkin'
'Cause your feets too big
Yeah, come on and walk that thing
Oh, I've never heard of such walkin', mercy
Your petal extremities really are obnoxious
One never knows, do one?
Ripple- I'm surprised you didn't post a The Cure song...
I'm mean you and Robert Smith are sporting the same hairdue after all...
I'm mean you and Robert Smith are sporting the same hairdue after all...
Here is my entry.. I am terrible at trying to post pics or videos...hope the link is o.k.
love hurts Lyrics - YouTube
love hurts Lyrics - YouTube
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This is my entry. I was in a ska phase during a particularly bad breakup, and this song + a lot of Guinness made life a whole lot better lol.
OK, so this is my entry.
I was torn between a few songs but ended up choosing this one...
Christina Perri - Jar of Hearts
Jar of Hearts - Christina Perri Lyrics - YouTube
I was torn between a few songs but ended up choosing this one...
Christina Perri - Jar of Hearts
Jar of Hearts - Christina Perri Lyrics - YouTube
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This is my entry. A remake of the Kim video.
EMINEM LYRICS FOR KIM
"Kim"
[Eminem]
Aww look at daddy's baby girl
That's daddy baby
Little sleepy head
Yesterday I changed your diaper
Wiped you and powdered you.
How did you get so big?
Can't believe it now your two
Baby you're so precious
Daddy's so proud of you
Sit down .....
If you move again I'll beat the .... out of you
[Eminem]
(Eminem as Kim)
(Okay)
Don't make me wake this baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
Quit crying ....., why do you always make me shout at you?
How could you?
Just leave me and love him out the blue
Oh, what's a matter Kim?
Am I too loud for you?
Too bad ....., your gonna finally hear me out this time
At first, I'm like all right
You wanna throw me out? That's fine!
But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind?
This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!
How could you let him sleep in our bed?
Look at Kim
Look at your husband now!
(No!)
I said look at him!
He ain't so hot now is he?
Little punk!
(Why are you doing this?)
Shut the .... up!
(You're drunk! You're never going to get away at this!)
You think I give a ....!
Come on we're going for a ride .....
(No!)
Sit up front
(Well I can't just leave Hailie alone, what if she wakes up?)
We'll be right back
Well I will you'll be in the trunk
[1] - So long, ..... you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you
[Repeat 1]
You really ....ed me Kim
You really did a number on me
Never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18
That was years ago
I thought we wiped the slate clean
That's ....ed up!
(I love you!)
Oh God my brain is racing
(I love you!)
What are you doing?
Change the station I hate this song!
Does this look like a big joke?
(No!)
There's a four year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throat
In your living room, ha-ha
What you think I'm kiddin' you?
You loved him didn't you?
(No!)
Bull.... you ..... don't ....ing lie to me
What the ....'s this guy's problem on the side of me?
.... you ......., yeah bite me
Kim, KIM!
Why don't you like me?
You think I'm ugly don't you
(It's not that!)
No you think I'm ugly
(Baby)
Get the .... away from me, don't touch me
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU
How the .... could you do this to me?
(Sorry!)
How the .... could you do this to me?
[Repeat 1 (2x)]
Come on get out
(I can't I'm scared)
I said get out .....!
(Let go of my hair, please don't do this baby)
(Please I love you, look we can just take Hailie and leave)
.... you, you did this to us
You did it, it's your fault
Oh my God I'm crackin' up
Get a grip Marshall
Hey remember the time we went to Brian's party?
And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
See it all makes sense, doesn't it?
You and your husband have a fight
One of you tries to grab a knife
And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced
(No!)
And while this is goin' on
His son just woke up and he just walks in
She panics and he gets his throat cut
(Oh my God!)
So now they both dead and you slash your own throat
So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note
I should have known better when you started to act weird
We could've...HEY! Where you going? Get back here!
You can't run from me Kim
It's just us, nobody else!
You're only making this harder on yourself
Ha! Ha! Got'cha!
(Ahh!)
Ha! Go ahead yell!
Here I'll scream with you!
AH SOMEBODY HELP!
Don't you get it ....., no one can hear you?
Now shut the .... up and get what's comin to you
You were supposed to love me
{*Kim choking*}
NOW BLEED! ..... BLEED!
BLEED! ..... BLEED! BLEED!
[Repeat 1 (2x)]
EMINEM LYRICS FOR KIM
"Kim"
[Eminem]
Aww look at daddy's baby girl
That's daddy baby
Little sleepy head
Yesterday I changed your diaper
Wiped you and powdered you.
How did you get so big?
Can't believe it now your two
Baby you're so precious
Daddy's so proud of you
Sit down .....
If you move again I'll beat the .... out of you
[Eminem]
(Eminem as Kim)
(Okay)
Don't make me wake this baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
Quit crying ....., why do you always make me shout at you?
How could you?
Just leave me and love him out the blue
Oh, what's a matter Kim?
Am I too loud for you?
Too bad ....., your gonna finally hear me out this time
At first, I'm like all right
You wanna throw me out? That's fine!
But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind?
This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!
How could you let him sleep in our bed?
Look at Kim
Look at your husband now!
(No!)
I said look at him!
He ain't so hot now is he?
Little punk!
(Why are you doing this?)
Shut the .... up!
(You're drunk! You're never going to get away at this!)
You think I give a ....!
Come on we're going for a ride .....
(No!)
Sit up front
(Well I can't just leave Hailie alone, what if she wakes up?)
We'll be right back
Well I will you'll be in the trunk
[1] - So long, ..... you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you
[Repeat 1]
You really ....ed me Kim
You really did a number on me
Never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18
That was years ago
I thought we wiped the slate clean
That's ....ed up!
(I love you!)
Oh God my brain is racing
(I love you!)
What are you doing?
Change the station I hate this song!
Does this look like a big joke?
(No!)
There's a four year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throat
In your living room, ha-ha
What you think I'm kiddin' you?
You loved him didn't you?
(No!)
Bull.... you ..... don't ....ing lie to me
What the ....'s this guy's problem on the side of me?
.... you ......., yeah bite me
Kim, KIM!
Why don't you like me?
You think I'm ugly don't you
(It's not that!)
No you think I'm ugly
(Baby)
Get the .... away from me, don't touch me
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU
How the .... could you do this to me?
(Sorry!)
How the .... could you do this to me?
[Repeat 1 (2x)]
Come on get out
(I can't I'm scared)
I said get out .....!
(Let go of my hair, please don't do this baby)
(Please I love you, look we can just take Hailie and leave)
.... you, you did this to us
You did it, it's your fault
Oh my God I'm crackin' up
Get a grip Marshall
Hey remember the time we went to Brian's party?
And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
See it all makes sense, doesn't it?
You and your husband have a fight
One of you tries to grab a knife
And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced
(No!)
And while this is goin' on
His son just woke up and he just walks in
She panics and he gets his throat cut
(Oh my God!)
So now they both dead and you slash your own throat
So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note
I should have known better when you started to act weird
We could've...HEY! Where you going? Get back here!
You can't run from me Kim
It's just us, nobody else!
You're only making this harder on yourself
Ha! Ha! Got'cha!
(Ahh!)
Ha! Go ahead yell!
Here I'll scream with you!
AH SOMEBODY HELP!
Don't you get it ....., no one can hear you?
Now shut the .... up and get what's comin to you
You were supposed to love me
{*Kim choking*}
NOW BLEED! ..... BLEED!
BLEED! ..... BLEED! BLEED!
[Repeat 1 (2x)]
This is my entry
Winner At A Losing Game by Rascal Flatts
Baby, look here at me
Have you ever seen me this way?
I've been fumblin' for words
Through the tears and the hurt and the pain.
I'm gonna lay it all out
On the line tonight.
And I think that it's time
To tell this uphill fight goodbye.
Have you ever had to love someone
That just don't feel the same?
Tryin' to make somebody care for you
The way I do
Is like tryin' to catch the rain.
And if love is really forever,
I'm a winner at a losin' game.
I know that baby, you've tried
To find me somewhere inside of you.
But, you know you can't lie
girl you can't hide the truth.oh noo
Sometimes two hearts
Just can't dance to the same beat.
So I'll pack up my things,
And I'll take what remains of me.
CHORUS:
Have you ever had to love someone
That just don't feel the same?
Tryin' to make somebody care for you
The way I do
Is like tryin' to catch the rain.
And if love is really forever,
I'm a winner at a losin' game.
BRIDGE:
I know that I'll never be the man that you need or love
Yeah, baby it's killin' me to stand here and see
I'm not what you've been dreamin' of
CHORUS:
Have you ever had to love someone
That just don't feel the same?
Tryin' to make somebody care for you
The way I do
Is like tryin' to catch the rain.
And if love is really forever,
I'm a winner at a losin' game.
Oh, oh, oh, if love is really forever
I'm a winner at a losin' game!
Oh, oh im tired of losin'
Winner At A Losing Game by Rascal Flatts
Baby, look here at me
Have you ever seen me this way?
I've been fumblin' for words
Through the tears and the hurt and the pain.
I'm gonna lay it all out
On the line tonight.
And I think that it's time
To tell this uphill fight goodbye.
Have you ever had to love someone
That just don't feel the same?
Tryin' to make somebody care for you
The way I do
Is like tryin' to catch the rain.
And if love is really forever,
I'm a winner at a losin' game.
I know that baby, you've tried
To find me somewhere inside of you.
But, you know you can't lie
girl you can't hide the truth.oh noo
Sometimes two hearts
Just can't dance to the same beat.
So I'll pack up my things,
And I'll take what remains of me.
CHORUS:
Have you ever had to love someone
That just don't feel the same?
Tryin' to make somebody care for you
The way I do
Is like tryin' to catch the rain.
And if love is really forever,
I'm a winner at a losin' game.
BRIDGE:
I know that I'll never be the man that you need or love
Yeah, baby it's killin' me to stand here and see
I'm not what you've been dreamin' of
CHORUS:
Have you ever had to love someone
That just don't feel the same?
Tryin' to make somebody care for you
The way I do
Is like tryin' to catch the rain.
And if love is really forever,
I'm a winner at a losin' game.
Oh, oh, oh, if love is really forever
I'm a winner at a losin' game!
Oh, oh im tired of losin'
By Royal Proclamation this is spacekitty's entry:
ps....hey calamity....I think I need a new banner. gotta by the same size as the current on......suppliers have stricker rulez
ps....hey calamity....I think I need a new banner.
gotta by the same size as the current on......suppliers have stricker rulez 
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