My first post shall be a joke. Enjoy!
The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians
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The Indian Chief proclaims, So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in
three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you
three requests.
What is you...r first request?
The Lone Ranger responds, Id like to speak to my horse.
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silvers ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits hes impressed.
You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and once again he whispers in the horses ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chiefs surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Rangers tent and also spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. He tells the Lone Ranger, You are indeed a man of many talents, but I still kill you tomorrow. So what is your last request?
The Lone Ranger responds,
Id like to speak to my horse
. alone.
The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Rangers tent.
Once theyre alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says:
Listen very carefully you dumb ... horse.
For the last time
BRING POSSEEEE.
