Contest - Win a GGTB! Brought to you by the man with the tight pants!

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AngusATAT

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Thanks to ejoker (One of ECF's Awesome Moderators) and to Bruce from Clouds of Vapor for the prize for this one! A never-been-used GGTB!

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This is a brass GGTB with chrome endcaps. It has a 901 connection. It also comes with the battery spacer. batteries and charger are not included. It also comes with a lifetime warranty from Clouds of Vapor. How cool is that?

Here is what you need to do in order to enter:

1. Reply to this thread. Your post must include:​
a) A “thanks” to ejoker and Bruce from COV for the prize.​
b) A random funny picture. (Pic must adhere to ECF rules!)​
c) A joke. (Keep it clean!)​
d) The phrase “Browncoats Rule!” must be included in your post. (Google it if you must.)
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2. Once your post is made, leave a comment on my blog post (click the link) with your post number on this thread.
You must register an account if you don't already have one.


That’s all there is to it!

Contest Rules:

1) You must be 18 years of age or older to enter. Sorry kids!​
2) One entry per person.​
3) US residents only.​
4) Have fun!


The contest will end Friday, August 19th at midnight. A winner will be randomly selected and announced on Saturday, August 20th. Good luck to everyone! I’m only sad that I can’t enter this one myself, as I would love to own this one.


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OMG.... -has orgasm- Thanks for the contest Ejoker and Bruce from Clouds of Vapor! I'm certain who ever receives this item will forever love the two of you lol



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Joke:

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
 
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Thanks Joker and Bruce! You guys are awesome!

When life hands you a lemon, make a lemonade!
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And to keep the theme running...

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they had a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over timebut nobody could do it. One day, a scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit.
"I'd like to try the bet," he said in a tiny, squeaky voice. After the laughter had died down, the bartender grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. He handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000 and asked the little man what he did for a living. Was he a lumberjack, or a weightlifter, or what?
"I work for the IRS."

Browncoats Rule!
 
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Thanks ejoker and Bruce from Clouds of Vapor. Great contest for a great mod.

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BROWNCOATS RULE!!

Looking to buy a frog.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.

While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."
 

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Shiny :) Maybe I'll finally be able to get a GG, thank you very much Ejoker & Bruce from COV.

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A burglar is climbing in window one night when he hears a weird voice proclaim "Jesus is watching you".
He shines his flashlight around but only sees a parrot sitting on his perch.
"Was that you?" He asked, and the parrot nodded his head.
"What kind of idiots would name a parrot Jesus?" he asked out loud.
"My name is Moses", said the parrot. "They named the rottweiler Jesus."

"We have done the impossible, and that makes us mighty!" .... Browncoats Rule!!
 

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First I must say thank you to Bruce, ejoker and Angus. Even without being told we had to say it I'm sure no one would forget.

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And if that's not too funny
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Joke time...kept as clean as I could
Two thieves break into a bank in the middle of the night and open a safe.

There is only some yogurt, but no money. They taste the yogurt. It's tainted. The men open the next safe. There is some yogurt too, it tastes much better but again-no money.

The thieves take on another safe. And there's yogurt again. "John, why don't you go outside and look if it is indeed a bank!" says one to the other, and sits down to eat the yogurt which tastes really fresh and nutritious this time. A couple of minutes later there comes John. "It is definitely a bank!" "What exactly did the sign say?" "The Sperm Bank of Ohio!"

Ooh browncoats rule!
I'm some still think the redcoats rule too :)
 
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Thank you ejoker, and Bruce from Clouds of Vapor for this fantastic prize! And Angus for this contest. :)


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"Aaaawww-Man! I almost had it!!!!"


A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, 'I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 

'Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.' 



As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,
 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?' 



The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.' 



As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 
'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?' 



The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir.
 That's an automatic $75 fine.' 



The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.' 



The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'



And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??' 



The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?' 





'Only when he's been drinking.'


And.... "Browncoats Rule!"
 

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Thanks for the contest ejoker and Bruce :D

now the joke:
George W. Bush went to visit an elementary school class.
While he was there he asked the class if someone could give an example of a tragedy.

Little Susie raised her hand and said, "My friend fell off the tractor and was ran over and died, that is a tragedy." Bush replies, "that is very sad but no, it isn't a tragedy, it is an accident."

Little Timmy raises his hand and says, "a bus full of kids go off the edge of a cliff, that is a tragedy."
Bush again replies, "good answer but no, that would be a great loss."

Little Johnny raises his hand and say, "Air Force One, carrying both the President and Vice President is shot down and there are no survivors. That is a tragedy."
Bush replies, "yes! that is a tragedy! how did you come to that conclusion?"
Little Johnny replies, "Well it wouldn't be a great loss and it d*** sure wouldn't be an accident."


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Browncoats DO rule.
 

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Thanks to ejoker and Bruce i have a chance to try out a GGTB.. By the way, BROWN COATS RULE
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A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.

On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

"No," replied the trainee.
"It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"

The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!"
"No." replied the CEO indignantly.

"Good!" replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.
 

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Thank you ejoker & Bruce for this fabulous GGTB contest :)

K, I've got a brunette joke for you................cuz ya'll know that us natural blondes are super smart.

Two brunettes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their BMW with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The brunette with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

This has been one of my favorite pics since the "Myspace" days..........plus, I always USED to pay it forward by handing these guys a cigarette & a lighter. I'll be danged if i'm handing them a mod though.
BROWNCOATS RULE BABY!

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thanks for the contest and sending a thanks to ejoker and bruce for cov!-))

joke:A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.

"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"

"Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied.

"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?"

"Throw out another anchor, sir."

"And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?" asked the captain.

"Throw out another anchor, sir."

"Hold on," said the captain. "Where are you getting all those anchors from?"

"From the same place you're getting your storms, sir."



browncoasts rule!!!!!!!!

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I am totally a Browncoat. I fell in love with Firefly about a year ago and watched the whole series (gorram FOX!) in a few days. And the comics. And Browncoats: Redemption. And did I mention BROWNCOATS RULE?? And we're shiny too. Seriously, anyone who hasn't watched Firefly go rent it. Don't read up on it, don't research, just do it.

Thanks to ejoker and Bruce! This would be my first mod, and what a first mod it would be!

And still in the spirit:

What do you call three companions in a room?

Ho, ho, ho!

And you know I had to:

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This is Awesome! Thanks eJoker and Bruce for doing this for Everyone! This really brings the community together!

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An elderly gentleman.....

Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'

The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.:laugh:

I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'


I would have to assume that EVERYONE knows...BROWNCOATS RULE!

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