I assumed you had a wonky keyboard and they were typos.

Really though, have you ever run across the guy with the broken spacebar?? Sneakers something??? Cracked me up the first time I saw that!
Hmm, Stretchy and a drill, and pumpkin goo flinging everywhere... Yup, I'm in!

I'll bring beer, who's got the camera?
When Ian was little, he wanted to take his football and old catcher's mitt both outside to play. I told him he could take one, that they don't go together. He announced that he really needed his football glove.

In his credit, neither me nor his dad were sports fans.