Hi Dan!
Cliff notes:
JD has chickens now, Mrs. JD is buying more shortly.
James thinks finding the paddle to his bread machine is "getting lucky" Poor James.
Stretchy took Rums to the vet. They stuck a big needle in her purse and sucked $200 out. Dog is fine.
Sallie is baking bread.
Tiff is going to turn into a sweet potato.
Punkin is flirting with disaster poking at Mrs. Punkin.
Drott is on vacay, so she will be thinking of killing Mr. Drott in 2 days or less.
Did I get it all guys?
Cliff notes:
JD has chickens now, Mrs. JD is buying more shortly.
James thinks finding the paddle to his bread machine is "getting lucky" Poor James.
Stretchy took Rums to the vet. They stuck a big needle in her purse and sucked $200 out. Dog is fine.
Sallie is baking bread.
Tiff is going to turn into a sweet potato.
Punkin is flirting with disaster poking at Mrs. Punkin.
Drott is on vacay, so she will be thinking of killing Mr. Drott in 2 days or less.
Did I get it all guys?

So I had to add water until it started to look more like it should. I had a tad left over that I made a little baguette with. If that's any indication it's a pretty decent first attempt and motivation to keep at it. Mr. Sallie is so impressed with it, he's making sausage with onions and pepper to go with the bread. At 10:00pm. 