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Coppercreek pie halloween contest 2013

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  1. jj2

    jj2 Moved On ECF Veteran

    May 30, 2009
    Hundred Acre Wood
    It is no lie
    On Halloween, you could die
    If you don't have pumpkin PIE
     
  2. FlyingV

    FlyingV ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Supporting member
    Stretchpants will be back shortly and can answer this.
     
  3. super dave

    super dave Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Apr 18, 2012
    1 Mile High
    A PIE in the eye;
    so high in the sky;
    look down in me;
    so low brow it may seem;
    the kids smashed my pumpkin;
    no pie for me..........SD
     
  4. stretchpants

    stretchpants ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Yes..Enter as many as yo want..
     
  5. liblue1

    liblue1 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Spicy, sweet Pumpkin PIE
    There is no apple in it
    but it's of my eye
     
  6. mattiem

    mattiem ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Thank you. I think I have already given it my best shot.
    As you can plainly see,
    I am not a poet and I already know it
    but it is still fun to try
    to win some Pie
     
  7. liblue1

    liblue1 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    My mouth is like a pumpkin patch
    with pumpkins rolling round
    A jack-o-lantern grin
    on my lips is formed
    for pumpkin Pie I have found................
     
  8. spacekitty

    spacekitty Krazee Kat Laydee & Guru-X2.5 Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 3, 2010
    SoCal, USA
    Sung to the tune of the "Hearse Song"... [​IMG]


    Don't ever laugh at the juice you buy
    For it may be some RANCID PIE.
    They mix it in a big black box
    then strain it through some dirty socks.

    All goes well for about a week
    and then your Clearo begins to leak.
    The air seeps in, the juice flows out
    The Flavor plays Pinochle on your snout.

    It burns your eyes, It burns your nose
    It makes your scalp crawl, and curls your toes.
    A big green cloud with rolling plumes
    Fills up the room with Rancid fumes.

    Your fluid turns a slimy green
    and Vapor pours out like whipping creme.
    But don't you worry your pretty head,
    that's what you Vape when you are DEAD... [​IMG]


    [​IMG]




    NOTE: Any resemblance to a juice... living, dead or undead... is purely meant in FUN!! [​IMG]
     
  9. skydragon

    skydragon ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Oct 7, 2009
    Mountain Cave
    I can't come up with a catchy poem
    As my mind tends to roam
    But it has to be about a Halloween PIE
    Oh my, oh my, oh my.
     
  10. Drottwiler

    Drottwiler Old Timer Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Oct 20, 2010
    Drott's Dog House
    Not an entry But I like PIE

    It's the great pumpkin patch Charlie Brown.
    With ghosts and goblins all around.
    But look in the sky the moon is orange.
    Like Pumpkin PIE.
     
  11. liblue1

    liblue1 ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Ghosts & goblins & creepers beware
    Keep away from my pie
    or I'll give you a scare
     
  12. FlyingV

    FlyingV ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Supporting member
    Mr. Crabbypants is going to have a tough time picking winners!
     
  13. Thayamax

    Thayamax PIF MODERATOR Extraordinaire Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Mar 7, 2013
    Southeast Michigan
    That Halloween film made me nervous and twitchy,
    With blood, guts and gore so reviled.
    Those goblins and ghosts turn everything witchy,
    Imagination seems to run wild.

    Alone in my room I hear a wolf howl,
    But I know in my head that can't be.
    I have a bad feeling that something's afoul,
    So I peek out the window to see.

    A dark silhouette's fast approaching my door,
    Something gleams in the figure's right hand.
    I can't seem to breathe as I fall to the floor,
    Shivering so hard I can't stand.

    The front door flings open to my surprise,
    I was sure I had locked it that night.
    My stupid mistake will be my demise,
    I hope I will just die of fright.

    I dial 911 as fast as I can,
    Hearing footsteps draw ever so near.
    I whisper, "Come quick! There's a huge, scary man
    Come to kill me, and he's almost here!"

    The knob slowly turns as I cover my eyes
    To shut out the horrible sight.
    Creaking door hinges now muffle my cries,
    But my screams ring out into the night.

    My pounding heart stops as the shadow draws near.
    I accept that it's my time to die.
    I open my eyes...it's my mom! "What's wrong, dear?
    It's Halloween! I brought pumpkin PIE!"
     
  14. spartanstew

    spartanstew ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jun 29, 2013
    Wylie, Texas
    On a cold October night he stands like a beacon,
    His icy stare makes mortal men weaken.
    The color of blood tints his non-blinking eyes,
    and the silence is shattered by his curdling cries.

    Everyone around is held a prisoner of fear,
    Seeking the comfort of those they hold dear.
    He clenches his fists in a mighty rage,
    Heart pounding so hard it nearly bursts through its cage.

    Looking back on the event, it didn’t seem like a big deal
    as we all gathered ‘round for a Halloween meal.
    Daddy didn’t seem phased by the Turkey though dry,
    But Momma should never have eaten the last piece of PIE.
     
  15. stretchpants

    stretchpants ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    :lol::lol::lol:....
     
  16. DanG

    DanG Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Rub a dub dub
    PIE in my tub
    I keep it there for when my clearo goes glub glub glub
    For it's Halloween, can't run out, without a doubt
     
  17. FlyingV

    FlyingV ECF Guru Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Supporting member
    Never mind.
    pssst: Pie has to be orange. :laugh:
     
  18. DanG

    DanG Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    I guess my fat finger hit red, then black, then I finally got orange.
     
  19. jac1766

    jac1766 Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jul 7, 2013
    The 6th circle
    When ghosts and goblins wander
    The autumn chill is bourn through rustling leaves
    Children scatter when the door bell rings
    And witches adorn the trees

    'Tis Halloween the ghoul exclaimed!
    So Jack's dark face alights once more
    The boogie man is at the gate, waiting
    For screams to feed the night

    Parents gather as young ones sleep
    Attired in naughty regale they drink the demons dry
    Paper skeletons and ghosts haunt the walls
    As discretetion haunts the room

    Pumpkin pie and ginger beer
    Candy corn and chocolate bars, caramel popcorn balls
    Fill the hearts and bellies again...
    Fill children's dreams again...
    It's Hallowe'en again.
     
  20. Thayamax

    Thayamax PIF MODERATOR Extraordinaire Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Mar 7, 2013
    Southeast Michigan
    I set up my lab one Halloween night
    To make some delicious ejuices.
    My wife wants some pie and since I DIY
    She won't accept any excuses.

    She tasted the juice and her face turned dark green
    I swear she blew steam out her ears.
    "You dare call this pie? Hah, in a pig's eye!"
    Her screams brought me nearly to tears.

    Her eyes turned bright red and her nails became claws.
    Her hair turned to snakes on her head.
    Fire shot from her mouth, and I headed South.
    I knew in a flash I'd be dead.

    Her arm shot 'cross the room and blocked my escape,
    She dragged me up close to her face.
    The green fog of her breath smelled just like death.
    Of my wife there was nary a trace.

    "Go back to your lab and make me some pie,"
    She hissed between fangs, oh, so sharp.
    "Don't mess with the queen on this Halloween.
    Screw it up and I'll hand you a harp."

    I sweated and mixed til it smelled just right,
    The demon then gave it a try.
    It must have been good, 'cause there my wife stood,
    "Now that's what I call pumpkin pie!"
     
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