Damn you FSUSA!!!!

[maxy007]

So i get my first lot of juices from FSUSA and all I can say is OM freakin' G!!!
After starting on Dekang FSUSA juices are numero uno!!

So I get 10ml of Forrest fruit.. Wham.. kapow, Blam.... (think batman cartoons)!! Love, love, love it!!

Then i try Hypnotic Mist.. again it knocked my socks off!! I've ordered 120ml of each now and am waiting for them to be sent. The worst part is being in Australia I have to wait at least 10 days till they get here!!

The Hypnotic Mist still has about 2Ml in it and I'm going to try and make it last

Ohhh and the buggers (FSUSA) decided to give me a sample of Raspberry Tea.. Of course I think that's delicious as well so I 'spose I'll have to order a big bottle of that now!!

My other half said and, sing along you know the words,.... "I thought this was supposed to be cheaper than smoking"????

Of course I said... "Babe money doesn't matter.. think of my health"... This got me the 2x 120ml of juice.. not sure how I'm going to go with getting on with ordering any more until next year

Any ideas.... Anyone????

 

[vivictus]

I just wish I had the money to order so much. The flavors from FSUSA are amazing! I only tried one other company and it was nowhere near as good. One coffee flavor was really good, but it clogged my carto's so badly that I just stopped using it. FSUSA was my first juice supplier and I am pretty sure it will be my last. Such a great community and family here and the juice is just superb.

 

[ab357]

Join the club. I curse the screen everytime I place another order Don't worry, we have some very creative um... fabricators here who have come up with hundreds of excuses you can borrow.

 

[maxy007]

That would be awesome Ab!!! Excuses are my friend
OH says " so how much did you spend this time (my last FSUSA order) and I'm like ohhh around 40 bucks and a couple of days later she says it was $72 by the way that you spent!! I'm like ohhh really???... Who knew!!!

hmmm need to butter her up so I can grab a large bottle of Raspberry tea!!!

 

[ab357]

Threaten the delivery people and change the passwords on all your accounts that can be accessed online. You'd be surprised how long you can get away with, "something must be wrong with their system honey". Oh, I should also warn you, I am a life long bachelor!

I only have someone else's wife chasing me around because she somehow got the misunderstanding that I encouraged her husband to buy vape juice.

 

[maxy007]

Bwwwaaahhhhh Ab you crack me up

 

[hairball]

Tell her you have a worm or virus in your computer that is ordering from your favorite site and having it shipped to you as a gift.

 

[ab357]

That's a new one! Wait until TexasT see's this post!

 

[mauisun]

lol, hey look at this from my point of view? I have access to all this fluid all the time. i dream about it when I sleep. Little bottles of fsusa fluids chasing me across a field happily dancing around me like pixies

 

[ab357]

Eerily similar to my dreams. Except in mine, I'm chasing the bottles.

 

[maureengill]

That was not cool maui....rubbing it in and all.

Anyway...I thought that all husbands and wives were supposed to have their own personal bank accounts (along with the joint one that pays the bills)...hmm...maybe that's why I'm divorced...well....you should at least have an allowance

lol, hey look at this from my point of view? I have access to all this fluid all the time. i dream about it when I sleep. Little bottles of fsusa fluids chasing me across a field happily dancing around me like pixies

 

[TexasT]

Tell her you have a worm or virus in your computer that is ordering from your favorite site and having it shipped to you as a gift.

Hairball, you have a truly creative mind and I'll be using this within the next six to eight hours! Thank YOU!!!

Mauisun, in all honesty, I think I dream more about vaping and juices than I do my cows! And I've done this ever since I first started vaping! I need to get Zelphie focused on this because I think the carto manufacturers are putting something in the cartos that make me want to vape more and buy their cartos so they make me dream about it.

AB, your long-time bachelor days are nearing an end. When my wifes mother finds your place she's going to smother you with so much lovin and good country cooking that you'll never be the same again. All you have to do is put up with her face and her cow. I just found out yesterday that when she left she took her milk cow with her. Hope you have room for it in your place. She always kept it in the house.

 

[maureengill]

Hey TexasT I just knew you'd sneak in behind me....

ab...no worries...you can always close your eyes and think of the cow...

Hairball, you have a truly creative mind and I'll be using this within the next six to eight hours! Thank YOU!!!

Mauisun, in all honesty, I think I dream more about vaping and juices than I do my cows! And I've done this ever since I first started vaping! I need to get Zelphie focused on this because I think the carto manufacturers are putting something in the cartos that make me want to vape more and buy their cartos so they make me dream about it.

AB, your long-time bachelor days are nearing an end. When my wifes mother finds your place she's going to smother you with so much lovin and good country cooking that you'll never be the same again. All you have to do is put up with her face and her cow. I just found out yesterday that when she left she took her milk cow with her. Hope you have room for it in your place. She always kept it in the house.

 

[TexasT]

Hey TexasT I just knew you'd sneak in behind me....
ab...no worries...you can always close your eyes and think of the cow...

ab's going to be a completely different man Maureen. One of them is bound to put a big smile on his face. The old lady doesn't vape and the cow makes its own.

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Eerily similar to my dreams. Except in mine, I'm chasing the bottles.

There goes my wine. Time to clean the monitor again.

 

[ab357]

There goes my wine. Time to clean the monitor again.

Now you should know better than having liquids in your mouth on this forum

ab's going to be a completely different man Maureen. One of them is bound to put a big smile on his face. The old lady doesn't vape and the cow makes its own.

That's how I knew that was methane on your wife's boot (as it was pressed on my throat), at the zoo one of them cows turned and gave us a sample.

 

[Wilvin]

If you liked the raspberry tea you should try the Peach tea!!!!! YUM

 

[inkjet21]

all i do when the wife gets on me about all the bottles of juice i am buying is look in the shoe closet and say REALLY.

 

[ab357]

Now you should have a TV Show giving husbands advice.

 

[Denrock316]

If only my wife had a lot of shoes.

I think I may have more shoes than she does.

PS- I just recently spent about $200 on 2 pairs of Air Jordans too so I know I won't get away with that one.