Dear God stop me discussing my atties!

[CaptJay]

When will I learn?
Everytime I tell people about my wonderful atties, (mostly lasting 4 months or so) one dies..its like curse!
For the love of god if you see me in thread talking about atty longevity, stop me!

 

[thelook]

stop!!!!!!!!

:d

 

[geeker]

Same thing has happened to me.
I don't talk about atty lifespan anymore.

 

[thinblueline36]

The only way to beat this is through aversion therapy. Go round up all your atties, including the virgins still in their cellophane gowns, and the corpse brides in ziplock shroud, that some ECF trick may one day resurrect. Lay them all out, and then tell us the age of each and every one. Then, when you find yourself with zero atties, and a surprisingly weighty double-handful of junk, you'll never want to talk about them again.

TBL36

 

[Rosa]

What's an atty???? I never heard of no "atty's"! Who said "atty"? Not me!

 

[Moonflame]

I try not to even think about how long they work, just in case I might jinx it . I thought I was the only one getting so superstitious. Good to know I'm not alone.