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MamaTried

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I've got a special place in my heart for the Rotten Peach. The peach flavoring, as the Monkey was quick to point out (somewhere . . . recently . . . .), is not some kind of purists Platonic ideal of natural peachiness. No, sir, it's a dirty, harlot, strumpet, bleached-hair, fake knockers, pimped-up-candy, no good, syphilis-ridden, bedraggled, fake peach. . . .. . :blink:

BUT IT TASTES REALLY GOOD WHEN MIXED WITH THE BOMBER! :D


(unless of course you've changed the peach source, monkey . .. . then I'm just talkin'bout the old days :facepalm: )

damn, dibby. what a perfect lead-in to my mini-review of RCH :)

RCH started out in life as a series of jokes in the sale thread, playing off the newly announced Dirty Blonde. While Gentlemen may prefer Blondes, Mama has always been partial to redheads... Monkey, being the upstanding Orangutan (get it?) that he is offered to brew up some RCH for yours truly.

My first few ADVs were largely variations on strawberry, and i usually have a strawberry something or other in my rotation, but none have reached anything close to ADV status in over a year. RCH is battling it out with BB to become my main vape now.

I have always thought people who claim to taste one thing on the inhale and something totally different on the exhale were just blowing smoke up my skirt. RCH does that for me, and it's pronounced. I get the strawberry on the inhale and tobacco on exhale. I also detected another flavor that i couldn't quite pin down, but thought might be chocolate. Monkey has since described RCH as a strawberry/raspberry/vanilla/pastry blend, so it is even more complex than i'd imagined.

Mama likey. A lot.

I'm looking forward to when Monkey gets his new bottle labels. I have a few suggestions for the artwork for the labels...

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Ahhh the labels! I have the artwork for them, but I simply can't afford to drop several hundred bananas on stickers... Especially since I found out that I have a wee lil monkey on the way. I just found a decent bottle wholesaler, so the pretty dripper bottles will continue. The labels, however, will continue as the poo smears that they have been.

I need to see if I can somehow work the new art file into the crappy print system that I use. We will see.

Thank you for the review Dennis!
 

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Ahhh the labels! I have the artwork for them, but I simply can't afford to drop several hundred bananas on stickers... Especially since I found out that I have a wee lil monkey on the way. I just found a decent bottle wholesaler, so the pretty dripper bottles will continue. The labels, however, will continue as the poo smears that they have been.

I need to see if I can somehow work the new art file into the crappy print system that I use. We will see.

Thank you for the review Dennis!

Yours do look a lot better than mine :) Although, the sharpy and masking tape might have a certain appeal to some ;)


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Oh yeah, she's no dummy! How els is she going to be able to scratch and claw at you for causing all that pain:unsure: :laugh::laugh:yup, right beside her. Awe, it's a lot of fun really!

Seriously though, I've a girl at the top and bottom of six, ages 10-30...yeehaw! Still wished I'd never watched from the bottom side:facepalm:
 

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HAHAHA! I asked the wife if she would let me deliver the baby and she was not on board!

Monkey,

my vasectomy and utter unattractiveness to the fairer sex notwithstanding, you'd be my first pick for delivering, should i ever get "lucky".

this is coming from someone who slammed my first wife's (the one of RCH fame) doc into a wall, in order to make him rethink his religious grounds against a non-natural birth...

Mama won. Actually, both mamas won...
 

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Exactly what the better half said. SHe refuses to let me deliver on grounds that she needs me there to torture for causing the pain!

i was present during the birth of my last one.

this ex was the blond. Gig, take note. The EvilOne

She put a deathgrip on me and it took 2 nurses and some dude to release me and get me breathing again. F that Lamaze crap...

it was a cute family story until the divorce proceedings...

Watch your 6, Monkey:)
 

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i was present during the birth of my last one.

this ex was the blond. Gig, take note. The EvilOne

She put a deathgrip on me and it took 2 nurses and some dude to release me and get me breathing again. F that Lamaze crap...

it was a cute family story until the divorce proceedings...

Watch your 6, Monkey:)

For once I took the wise course and opted for the pre-bred Evil One. I am quite sure she could break me into as many tiny pieces as she saw fit ;)


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I talked about a pre-bred monkey, but we wanted one of our own to try out first. Is there a trade-in facility if I can't house-break this one?

beats the living crap outta me, but i'm kinda liking Gig's route...

back on point. PM incoming for 120 ml of Rotten Peach. freakin bee got me horny...
 

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sounds good man. 1am here and about to take the wife to the bus station for a weekend jaunt to Boston. I should be able to find a bit of my weekend "alone time" to bottle some peach for you. Don't worry... I'll wash my hands first...

Too bad you're going to the city, you blew my whole POTUS "Peaches" joke.... :grumble


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