Doctors.looking to make a fast buck of my nickel.

[elbakan1]

This is 3hrs ago.

"Hi Carlos, I'm calling from such and such... crap.".

To remind you the appointment you have tomorrow at 1:00 for your Cat San"

Great!!. She sounds Seeexyy, and we're on first name basis already. Hummmm.
I hope is not a recording. I'll ask for her tomorrow, to compliment her on her persuasive ways!!!
And see the real thing. Sexier than her have disappointed.

"And to remind you, your copayment is 481.60". Oh No!!!. Love is turning into vile interest, maybe?.
How, let's say "romantic" I still am!!. I'll never call myself names. They stick to 'ya.

Also, will mention that what I'm getting is a CT Scan. I ain't no cat.
Will ask the rate of false positives. Just in case I need to make some calls. To my dear friend Sue.

The test is not only Live, but in Technicolor too!!. I'm impress.

Only they think I'm blind, stupid, ignorant, trust 'em or all of the aforementioned "qualities" they thrive on.`
The size of my nodules does not merit such an expensive test. Yet.
We're talking 1mm. 6 month ago. I take no 'Roids that I know of.
Maybe it is the size of a B-bal now?. Who knows?. Only the "Cat thing" knows!!!. Docs dunno?.
They went to school all those years and they don't know?. They should, Just by looking at my perfect face.

Yes, I'm indignated. They insult the little intelligence Busy God gave me.
I hope my bipolarism is on the down side tomorrow.
Or they will know what really is to scare people.
I'm taking no pills tonight. No no nooo.

Wish me luck. Thank you, Carlos.


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[elbakan1]

OK. It's off my chest now.

And yes. I'll take the pills tonight .

My P Doc. A real master of his craft told me:
"Forget one day, take it the next. Forget the 2nd day, take it the next.
Forget three days and find another doctor."

I've been in Miami for 2 days. He told me not to drink with them.
I drank without them. A lot. Since he prescribed that.

That shrink diagnosed me in 45 mins. Without machines.
I not only trust him. I also respect him.
And follow his instructions. To the T.

I begged to be a two. It's more elegant. And fashionable.
You take what you can get. Full one doc?. No kidding??.

"How come I haven't been diagnosed in 60 years?."
"Did you ever visited a specialist before?" Recon not.

That's a man that went to school and learned.
No offence to all doctors. Some are also
very good at what they do. And save lives.

But we hafta ween the quakers. That's all.

Bye, Carlos.

 

[Deeo]

Ouch on the copayment! Good luck tomorrow with the cat scan Try to get a good nights sleep and keep us posted.

 

[elbakan1]

Hi Deeo,

Thank you for your good wishes. I'll sleep fer sure, I'm almost half sleep now,
And I still have to pick up Her Majesty at SWF at 11:43PM my time.
Took the pills to soon. I'm relaxed now.

No worries, I'll sure will keep you posted. I know it will be uneventful.
Bur it'll take time to get the results. Otherwise, they can't charger that much.
And that's my copayment only, if I tell you what the other party is paying,
you will either laugh or cry. Both emphatically.

Thanks again. Be safe, Carlos.

 

[elbakan1]

Hello,

Went to big, 'round machine room. 1hr late. Too little for Cuban time.

No time to chat with Miss Sexy. Don't even know if she exists.
As soon as Your Highness printed my name, I was called.

Technician:
Blond, mid 30s, average height, eye glasses, chubby and smiling. Typical Cape girl.

Questions:
Have you had.... No. No. No. No.
Did you,..... No. No. No. No.
Have you been.... No. No. No. No.
Do you smoke?. I show my very big and very visible SVD-18650- Aero-3 inch tip.
"Oh, how long have you been not smoking?". Two years and counting, sweetheart.

Allergies?. Sulfa. Not to iodine?. I take it in my salt. We'll soon find out.

"I need to run an IV." I'm already laying down. "Can you blindfold me?".
"You may want to call the specialist, my veins are hard to find."
"Let me try first." "You get two chances". The second was the charmer.

She indicates I need to go 3" longer to fit.
Yeah. I'm short. No crime in that. I just don't like it when they notice.
My car was meant for a 6 footer+ and I drive it. (With additional gas pedal.)

IV running, the round monstrosity starts moving. I can feel the kryptonite.
"Take a deep breath".It shouts. No biggie so far. Then takes her very sweet time.
"Breathe out now". GOD IS GREAT!!!.
This procedure is repeated several times.
Maybe Superman can't fly for too long tonight.

"Oh. let me remove the IV". "It's out now."
"Not so fast. It's still there".

She forces it out, and applies the tightest bandage of my life.
She's unaware of the amount of vitamin K I ingest. I can't bleed.

"You can go home now". "You don't need to checkout".
I know. I saw the plastic shinning in Her Highness hands going in.

All and all. It's better not to visit strange places. Or have emphysema.

Be safe, Hand Happy!!!. Carlos.

 

[Deeo]

Did you get the results back yet?