One of my favorite comments regarding the "Puritans," or as we call them here, the ANTZ (in response to a poster who spoke about an addiction being an addiction which certainly wasn't healthy):
"We need to wean these people off their addiction to self-righteous bigotry. I suggest that essence of self-righteousness, without all the associated hazardous mental attitudes, be encapsulated in a little electronic
device. People can then come on and announce how, after years of harmful addiction to self-righteousness, they switched to being an e-bigot and are no longer harming themselves or anyone else."