Easy way to shake bottle of juice

[MaxPower]

Between the breast of a girl friend

Cue the Milkshake song...

 

[firephly]

I think I'll try and come up with a way to do it without buying anything. A rock tumbler would come in handy right now. I'm thinking if I put a wooden box of juice on the radiator for warmth and then put something vibrating in the box-that might work.

 

[dannyv45]

Cue the Milkshake song...

not only was it efficient but made the waiting time easier. Also made me want to check it often.

 

[deanthemachine]

If this has been posted before I couldn't find it.

What I've been doing when I make a new juice or for shaking when I steep a juice is take the old Oster hand held Massager, put it on my hand, hold the bottle with that hand, turn it on high for about 30 sec. Best shake I've been able to give a juice. We've had this massager for about 35 years now I've found a new use for it.

This is what I"m using.

This is what we have become? We can't walk on our own in grocery stores and now we have to have devices to shake a bottle for 30 seconds?!

 

[Thunderball]

Between the breast of a girl friend

You perv... I was thinking the same damn thing......

 

[firephly]

Between the breast of a girl friend

I suppose i can ask my man if I can put a bottle of juice between his ... cheeks and allow me to shake them for however long, and tell him it's a form of foreplay

 

[deanthemachine]

I suppose i can ask my man if I can put a bottle of juice between his ... cheeks and allow me to shake them for however long, and tell him it's a form of foreplay

Or.................You can use the twins and still tell him it's foreplay. I suspect he might like that idea better...

 

[firephly]

Or.................You can use the twins and still tell him it's foreplay. I suspect he might like that idea better...

I approach my man with a bottle of eliquid in between my boobs, naw he'd think that was dumb, I suspect
so would I lol

 

[dannyv45]

I suppose i can ask my man if I can put a bottle of juice between his ... cheeks and allow me to shake them for however long, and tell him it's a form of foreplay

OH yes yes yes we'll shake and bake all day long

 

[dannyv45]

Or.................You can use the twins and still tell him it's foreplay. I suspect he might like that idea better...

Foreplay!! Just say you can look but you won't get any until it's good and ready.

 

[fogging_katrider]

This is what we have become? We can't walk on our own in grocery stores and now we have to have devices to shake a bottle for 30 seconds?!

I hear you on that for sure...
It's really offensive to me when there's a little old handicapped lady at my local wallymart or grocery store who could really use one of those electric carts to help her get around the store, but shes not able to take advantage of it, because both carts are being used by a couple of lazy fat azz slobs with no disabilities other than their own appetites. I see these same lazy .......s walking to and from their cars in the parking lots and they're not handicapped at all (outside of the stores)

now back on topic...somewhere on this site is mentioned the use of an electric vagina for juice shaking...haaa funny stuff roflmao

 

[MaxPower]

I suppose i can ask my man if I can put a bottle of juice between his ... cheeks and allow me to shake them for however long, and tell him it's a form of foreplay

Haha, I might be worried about...umm...cross contamination?

 

[~Sue~Feb2012]

OMG reading this thread struck my funny bone!
...... just now I was taking a gulp of my decaf and spewed it across my desk! morethanoncedammit too

...........My computer screen is a mess, coffee all over my keyboard...............

Thanks for some chuckles though