Enter you funny or sarcastic quote here....

[halfevildruid]

The best things in life are free *plus shipping and handling*

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

 

[Iamfoltzy]

Whenever I get caught mumbling to myself, I always respond with, "My Grandpa told me, 'Always talk to the smartest person in the room.' More often than not, that ends up being myself".


- Foltzy

 

[halfevildruid]

Whenever I get caught mumbling to myself, I always respond with, "My Grandpa told me, 'Always talk to the smartest person in the room.' More often than not, that ends up being myself".


- Foltzy

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do

 

[Elendil]

This forum is full of conservatives........

 

[Thyestean]

"The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech."
-George Bernard Shaw

 

[AppleJack]

This forum is full of conservatives........

This is a good thing!

 

[yanks21]

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

 

[Sgood1971]

Would love to know who said it, but my favorite is.

"Never be afraid to joust a giant just because some people insist on believing in windmills."

 

[Thyestean]

Would love to know who said it, but my favorite is.

"Never be afraid to joust a giant just because some people insist on believing in windmills."

well ... when copying and pasting your exact quote in google to look for it the only reference that comes up of the exact quote is ...

MadVapes e-Cig 'How To' Tutorials • View topic - Boxmod kits

 

[Sgood1971]

well ... when copying and pasting your exact quote in google to look for it the only reference that comes up of the exact quote is ...

MadVapes e-Cig 'How To' Tutorials • View topic - Boxmod kits

The guy in the post you quoted is most likely a highly intelligent, handsome fellow.

I think I misquoted it, I think it's "Do not be afraid"... Saw it on some linux forum somewhere.

 

[Thyestean]

The guy in the post you quoted is most likely a highly intelligent, handsome fellow.

I think I misquoted it, I think it's "Do not be afraid"... Saw it on some linux forum somewhere.

LOL ...


I do believe though that it probably derives from, or is in reference to, the phrase "tilting at windmills" which I think you can follow back to Don Quixote if I'm not mistaken.

 

[MastiffMike]

"Boobies" - MastiffMike

 

[georgiasl]

no "cookies"

 

[DaliMama]

Oh gosh, I have so many...a few of my favorites are:


China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
~Charles de Gaulle

If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
~Mitch Hedberg

I like Rice. Rice is great if you are hungry and want 2000 of something.
~Mitch Hedberg

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
~Mitch Hedberg


Yes, I am a huge Mitch Hedberg fan (in case it wasn't obvious!)

 

[Sgood1971]

you can follow back to Don Quixote if I'm not mistaken.

oh yea, that's for sure.

 

[5cardstud]

I can't remember if I have alzheimers or not.

 

[Sgood1971]

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

 

[SuZamme]

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians".
Gandhi

"I was looking for a job when I found this one".
A friends response to her boss when he threatened to fire her because she refused to be his secretary/servant.

"Would you jump off a bridge just because everyone else is?"
My mom (and probably 98% of all mom's in the world)

 

[SilverBear]

You are unique.
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Just like everybody else.

 

[PriestSLC]

If life gives you lemons you should make lemonade, & try to find someone whose life has given them vodka & have a party!! -Ron W.