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1. I am a dad of 3 and would love to piss off my wife with Joyetech Elitar Pipe Battery Mod
I'd shave off the beard and leave a handlebar stache.

2. whenever I felt like making a drawing, I would ask my dad what I should make, his standard reply would always be "an elephant!"
I have hated him for it as it was a serious question, I was lacking inspiration and reached out to my big hero for help.

Last week I told my daughter to draw an elephant.
I hate myself.
 

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2. Share your best Dad joke. Or just any words he said that impress you.

On my 18th birthday my dad decided I was old enough to be told a more risque' joke.

For background my father just wasn't the type to tell a risque joke even to a close freind..he was a very religious and upright man..

So anyway, it was my 18th birthday and he looked at me and asked "How do you get white meat out of a fly?"

I couldn't come close to understanding that flies had meat in them, let alone why anyone would try to extract that meat.. so I said I didn't know.. (because truly I didn't)

Then he said "you unzip the zipper!"

Lol... I think my whole body turned red.. hahaha.. totally unexpected!

It's the only "clean dirty" joke I know.. lol..and I remember it to this day..
 
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