Cheechako, you made diet pepsi come out my nose.... I am a big fan of lanyards. You can make something work that will fit anything. During most of the day I am near a desk, so that's not too hard. During every night and pretty much every weekend I used to always do the 'frantic pat' (sounds like a Saturday Night Live character) to make sure it's nearby. I even lanyard a Darwin, which is on the large side for it, but works great.
At first I was somewhat self-conscious about lanyarding in public. Like initially
vaping in public, I got over it.