Funny News Atricles, signs, posters, sayings, etc

Petrodus · Aug 14, 2013

I knew it ... I knew it ... I just knew it !!

Gr8Scott · Aug 14, 2013

Thought this very funny:

THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes.! ...

AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

THOUGHT for the day:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY'RE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE:
NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME NIGHT

Gr8Scott · Aug 14, 2013

jj2 · Aug 15, 2013

Get this day out of the way and it's Friday!!!!

This is so sweet.

jj2 · Aug 15, 2013

jj2 · Aug 15, 2013

Now isn't this the truth!

jj2 · Aug 16, 2013

Everyone loves this day...........especially when the work part is over!

jj2 · Aug 16, 2013

GD is sitting here and she is about this age.

jj2 · Aug 16, 2013

jj2 · Aug 17, 2013

Good afternoon.

jj2 · Aug 17, 2013

jj2 · Aug 17, 2013

It's RUN! Or in Nemo's case SWIM!!!!!!!!!!!

jj2 · Aug 18, 2013

Sort of my mood for the day.

jj2 · Aug 18, 2013

Kids have been over pretty much everyday for the past week for supper. Today is going to be go home and feed yourself.

They may be puzzled at what they are gong to do but

jj2 · Aug 18, 2013

Well with a cape, I could fly away!! :lol:

Petrodus · Aug 18, 2013

jj2 · Aug 19, 2013

Petrodus said:

This is true. :facepalm:

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