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jj2

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Prism a doughnut sounds really good right now!!!!!

So does a banana....just not the boat!

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DH laughed at one Lox!

You a hunter?

I used to hunt with my brother when I was younger - I never had the heart to shoot anything :blush: not to mention I hate venison :blink:
I do my hunting at the grocery store :) I bagged me some filet Mignon just the other day :p

I did get a ticket when I was 19 for "creating a public disturbance" and an "unsafe passenger violation" when my friend and I got tired of hunting (translation: drunk off our asses) and I tied him to the roof rack of my car - complete with antlers, ketchup, and a deer tag off my hunting license - and drove around town :oops:
 

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I used to hunt with my brother when I was younger - I never had the heart to shoot anything :blush: not to mention I hate venison :blink:
I do my hunting at the grocery store :) I bagged me some filet Mignon just the other day :p

I did get a ticket when I was 19 for "creating a public disturbance" and an "unsafe passenger violation" when my friend and I got tired of hunting (translation: drunk off our asses) and I tied him to the roof rack of my car - complete with antlers, ketchup, and a deer tag off my hunting license - and drove around town :oops:


DH use to hunt deer. He hasn't since the neck injury. He had surgery not long ago (rotator cuff) which doctor's thought for about 12 years was part of his neck pain and that got rid of about 3/4ths of his pain.
Now he wants to try again. I like the hamburger/sausage mix. Anything we don't use, we will donate to the church food bank here in town.

Now I don't understand why they would give you a violation for that!! :facepalm: :laugh:
 

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How the minds of some people work. 8-o :facepalm: :laugh:

City folk, The resort I used to work at that was on Lake Como is about 65 miles from Chicago. Some of the questions I have been asked by Chicagoians.

I want to go snowmobiling, when do you freeze the lake?
Queen size bed, what size mattress does it have?
Do you have a room with a view of the Ocean?

and we were not allowed to make sarcastic answers :(
 

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City folk, The resort I used to work at that was on Lake Como is about 65 miles from Chicago. Some of the questions I have been asked by Chicagoians.

I want to go snowmobiling, when do you freeze the lake?
This is only possible in the winter. Call ahead because the machine only works with mother nature's cooperation.

Queen size bed, what size mattress does it have?
Well we tried a regular size and it didn't fit right so we went with a king.


Do you have a room with a view of the Ocean?

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and we were not allowed to make sarcastic answers :(


No sarcasm!! But but I thought of some good ones! :laugh:

DH and I were coming home from Chicago and we'd stopped at a restaurant. Next to us was a family: two kids. Both the kids were so excited because they saw REAL LIVE horses and cows!
 

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I used to hunt with my brother when I was younger - I never had the heart to shoot anything :blush: not to mention I hate venison :blink:
I do my hunting at the grocery store :) I bagged me some filet Mignon just the other day :p

I did get a ticket when I was 19 for "creating a public disturbance" and an "unsafe passenger violation" when my friend and I got tired of hunting (translation: drunk off our asses) and I tied him to the roof rack of my car - complete with antlers, ketchup, and a deer tag off my hunting license - and drove around town :oops:


OHHH I wish someone had snap a picture of that!!
 
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