Get the Humbugs Out!

[Hitmetwice]

It's December first, post your favorite Christmas songs thread....




Christmas Shoes done by Alabama also works well to...
Help get the humbug out.

 

[SoUnique]

Grandma Got Run over By a Reindeer

 

[Los Marauder]

Rudolph the red nosed reigndeer. After I addopted my two kids, who had never had a christmas, I told them not only do they get presents from santa, but Rudolph especialy takes care of addopted children and delivers extra presents to them. To this day we still do the Rudolph presents. Gotta love that silly old song.

 

[tygertyger]

It's December first, post your favorite Christmas songs thread....

Help get the humbug out?

Sounds fun, but I fear as it isn't specifically vape related, this thread could disappear.... unless.... we make a few little adjustments *giggle*

What about some creative rewrites of the classics? I'll start the ball rolling, and I'm sure the creatives out there will soon be able to add to the songbook lol.....

Door bells ring, are you listening?
Vapemail's here, eGo's twisting!
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight.
Vaping in a winter wonderland.

Later on, we'll conspire,
About mods we desire
And puff unafraid, on coils that we've made,
Vaping in a winter wonderland.

When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Because your nose gets a chilling
But we keep warm toes, 'cos we stay indoors!
Vaping in a winter wonderland.

 

[Hitmetwice]

We have a creative genius in our midst.

How'd you do that so fast?

 

[Herennow]

AC/DC- Mistress for Christmas
AC/DC- Mistress for Christmas - YouTube

 

[tygertyger]

We have a creative genius in our midst.

How'd you do that so fast?

lol!! It's my Dad's influence. He used to work in his shop and sing to our dog (a big german shepherd).... but he could never remember the lyrics, so it always made for an interesting and entertaining improv concert

 

[Shamgar]

Santa Baby
I want a Provari Light blue

 

[tygertyger]

Santa Baby
I want a Provari Light blue

I can work with that *giggles*

Santa Baby
I wanna new Provari, light blue,
with juice
And an Eternity too
Santa Baby
Hurry with my vapemail for me!

 

[Los Marauder]

Twas the night befor christmas and all threw my home
was the smell of my vapor
but I wasn't alone

The stench of a analog soon hit my nose
I looked and saw Santa
striking a pose

"Tobbacco won't kill you but cigarettes will"
I yelled out to Santa
my voice cristal clear

"You can stop that bad habbit with what I recomend.
Try my new vape.
A black licorice blend."

The big man took a draw and a smile crossed his lips
now with crumbles of cookie
stuck on the drip tip.

"PLEASE keep it I said" pushing his mitten away.
He said "I can vape in the barn
and I won't light the hay."

"The reindeer wont sneez and the elves will all laugh."
"And the best part is no one
will smell me pass gas."

Santa was gladd and and threw back his beard
and took the front door
which I thought kind of wierd.

 

[tygertyger]

Twas the night befor christmas and all threw my home
was the smell of my vapor
but I wasn't alone

The stench of a analog soon hit my nose
I looked and saw Santa
striking a pose.....

and, we haaaaaave a winner! That rocked..... you're a genius! *giggling*

---- edit ----

and by the way, I am *sooooooo* sharing that on my show next week -- full credit to you of course

 

[Los Marauder]

Not nearly as good as yours. but thanks.

 

[tygertyger]

Not nearly as good as yours. but thanks.

I couldn't disagree more.... I actually laughed out loud (my son is amused about that).... and as I edited above, I'll be sharing this (full credit to you of course) on next Friday's show.... well done!

 

[Hitmetwice]

Merry Christmas fellow vapers.

Peace and Joy

 

[Rttch]

I always enjoy good natured entertainment. Gotta run for a vape meet, but I have some others as well. Enjoy this one immensely, while I'm out for the evening though

 

[gmypc]

It ain't Christmas without Cosby and Bowie

 

[Los Marauder]

Oh my, Bing Crosby and David Bowey(aka Ziggy Stardust) with such a beautifull rendition. Oh wow, the memories this brings back. You and I know if Bing were still here he'd be vapin a Jazz Carto Pipe all the way home. Thanks for that vid.

 

[Hitmetwice]

It ain't Christmas without Cosby and Bowie

It most certainly is not!

 

[Herennow]

It most certainly is not Christmas without OZZY!

 

[Hitmetwice]