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Get the Humbugs Out!

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Los Marauder

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Rudolph the red nosed reigndeer. After I addopted my two kids, who had never had a christmas, I told them not only do they get presents from santa, but Rudolph especialy takes care of addopted children and delivers extra presents to them. To this day we still do the Rudolph presents. Gotta love that silly old song.:facepalm:
 

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It's December first, post your favorite Christmas songs thread....

Help get the humbug out?

Sounds fun, but I fear as it isn't specifically vape related, this thread could disappear.... unless.... we make a few little adjustments *giggle*

What about some creative rewrites of the classics? I'll start the ball rolling, and I'm sure the creatives out there will soon be able to add to the songbook lol.....

Door bells ring, are you listening?
Vapemail's here, eGo's twisting!
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight.
Vaping in a winter wonderland.

Later on, we'll conspire,
About mods we desire
And puff unafraid, on coils that we've made,
Vaping in a winter wonderland.

When it snows, ain't it thrilling,
Because your nose gets a chilling
But we keep warm toes, 'cos we stay indoors!
Vaping in a winter wonderland.
;)
 

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We have a creative genius in our midst.

How'd you do that so fast?:vapor::vapor:

lol!! It's my Dad's influence. He used to work in his shop and sing to our dog (a big german shepherd).... but he could never remember the lyrics, so it always made for an interesting and entertaining improv concert ;)
 

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Twas the night befor christmas and all threw my home
was the smell of my vapor
but I wasn't alone

The stench of a analog soon hit my nose
I looked and saw Santa
striking a pose

"Tobbacco won't kill you but cigarettes will"
I yelled out to Santa
my voice cristal clear

"You can stop that bad habbit with what I recomend.
Try my new vape.
A black licorice blend."

The big man took a draw and a smile crossed his lips
now with crumbles of cookie
stuck on the drip tip.

"PLEASE keep it I said" pushing his mitten away.
He said "I can vape in the barn
and I won't light the hay."

"The reindeer wont sneez and the elves will all laugh."
"And the best part is no one
will smell me pass gas."

Santa was gladd and and threw back his beard
and took the front door
which I thought kind of wierd.
 
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tygertyger

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Twas the night befor christmas and all threw my home
was the smell of my vapor
but I wasn't alone

The stench of a analog soon hit my nose
I looked and saw Santa
striking a pose.....

and, we haaaaaave a winner! That rocked..... you're a genius! *giggling*

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and by the way, I am *sooooooo* sharing that on my show next week -- full credit to you of course ;)
 
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