Haha, no hard feelings. We all get crazy on the internet sometimes. I thought it was pretty entertaining, honestly. The human ego has no bounds.
Please understand that the whole "smoking vs. vaping" issue is one that gets a lot of people's blood boiling as there are people out there arguing that we should not have the option of vaping at all based solely on the fact that we don't know the long-term effects. With pending legislature on the horizon, we are a bit tense when it comes to things like that, as many of us have experienced clear and obvious increases in our overall health and well being since making the switch. We would hate to see our new habit go in the name of dangers unsubstantiated by evidence when analogs have already been proven to cause death in addition to the immediate health problems. So when someone comes in talking about how these kooks may just be right, people here get upset. You essentially pressed the big red button with the way you worded your inquiry. Believe it or not, this is actually one of the nicest, most community oriented vape forums out there. I'm not blaming you for getting torn into. I'm just not surprised it happened.
chalton36 has it right. The nicotine will absorb through all surfaces of the mouth and mucous membranes, so just keep it in your mouth for a few seconds and blow it out through your nose.