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I've been waiting for someone to notice that!!
Guess us females the only ones paying attentionnow I better duck and run for cover
CAR KEYS
Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.
I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.
My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is that the car will be stolen.
As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion.His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; ( I always call him "honey" in times like these.)
"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Are you kiddin' me", he barked, "I dropped you off"!!!!!!!
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well,come and get me."
He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your car."
Yep it's the golden years................
Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.
I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.
My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is that the car will be stolen.
As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion.His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; ( I always call him "honey" in times like these.)
"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Are you kiddin' me", he barked, "I dropped you off"!!!!!!!
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well,come and get me."
He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your car."
Yep it's the golden years................
Quite possible that is for sure. Wowzers that give me a headache for sure!
I've been waiting for someone to notice that!!
now I better duck and run for cover
You can not make first contact with yer head, dats a berry, berry big nooo noooo!!! Grandpa taught his girl well!! Go Cowboys!! Ewww, did I just type that out loud??!!?? Well, back in the day at least,
Quite possible that is for sure. Wowzers that give me a headache for sure!
You can not make first contact with yer head, dats a berry, berry big nooo noooo!!! Grandpa taught his girl well!! Go Cowboys!! Ewww, did I just type that out loud??!!?? Well, back in the day at least,
Not today, I hate to say it but they stunk!!!!!
pew ! huh Woodys ?
The call (or non-call in this case) was correct. He didn't go helmet to helmet. The announcers were full of crap.
You can not make first contact with yer head, dats a berry, berry big nooo noooo!!! Grandpa taught his girl well!! Go Cowboys!! Ewww, did I just type that out loud??!!?? Well, back in the day at least,
That's why he hit him with his shoulder.
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