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Grand Opening at Maximum Vapors!!!!!!!!!
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And....??
... that's my Fun-day!
Although in my case, today is a (sigh) workday.
... oh, and Odie - stop trying to look up her skirt (I already tried .. can't see nothing) !
... that's my Fun-day!
Although in my case, today is a (sigh) workday.
... oh, and Odie - stop trying to look up her skirt (I already tried .. can't see nothing) !
Still doesn't hurt to try! Always ruining all my FUN
Bumping thread....
Can't wait to see a woodie in action! Ummm...protection added of course.
Can't wait to see a woodie in action! Ummm...protection added of course.
Well said, Lethalp. I was thinking the same thing when Sonic giggle-rolled.
But then again, hmmmmmmmm.
So you all know the joke, right?
I can't remember the beginning or the middle, but I do remember the punch line! (lotta good that's gonna do, Kat!
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Something like...
A pirate captain walks into a bar with his first mate and they sit down at the bar. Now, the pirate captain has been a little down on his luck in the world of women, know what I mean? His first mate notices some lovely piratical wenches across the bar.
"Arr, cap'n, you should go o'er thar and talk to her, ask her to dance, aye?"
The captain replied "Arrrr, but what about me one eye? What if she makes fun of it?"
"Don't worry cap'n," said the first mate. "She only has one leg! She won't say anything with that one peg leg."
Convinced, the captain went over and immediately impressed the lady as pirates will do. He asked her if she'd like to dance.
"Would EYE, Would EYE!" she exclaimed.
"Oh yeah? Well... Peg Leg! Peg Leg!" replied the insulted captain!
{I'll leave now...
]
I can't remember the beginning or the middle, but I do remember the punch line! (lotta good that's gonna do, Kat!
)Something like...
A pirate captain walks into a bar with his first mate and they sit down at the bar. Now, the pirate captain has been a little down on his luck in the world of women, know what I mean? His first mate notices some lovely piratical wenches across the bar.
"Arr, cap'n, you should go o'er thar and talk to her, ask her to dance, aye?"
The captain replied "Arrrr, but what about me one eye? What if she makes fun of it?"
"Don't worry cap'n," said the first mate. "She only has one leg! She won't say anything with that one peg leg."
Convinced, the captain went over and immediately impressed the lady as pirates will do. He asked her if she'd like to dance.
"Would EYE, Would EYE!" she exclaimed.
"Oh yeah? Well... Peg Leg! Peg Leg!" replied the insulted captain!
{I'll leave now...
]
Todd, those are stunningly beautiful! I love the bottom one in particular!
Wow, what a treat we are in for! Thanks so much, Mr. Max Vendor!
I have a feeling this is going to be like when I go shopping for shoes, and I like several pairs...so I get them all.
Where's my willpower pills?
Where's my willpower pills?
I have to say the new Woodies are nock down freaking gorgeous. I am so blown away by it I am strugguling to not go down tonight and build it. All I can say is wow!!! Totally speechless.... Sorry
Well my maximum vapor peeps the day I had hoped would never come has reared it's ugly head on this cold Indiana morning . I was holding my woodie and my phone in one hand and I was taking the phone to the charger. I went to put it on the charger and guess what??
My woodie slipped out of my hand and fell 4 ft to the floor
after I yelped like a pup I slammed my eyes shut and said a lil prayer, that my precious woodie would be ok and not splintered into a hundred pieces on the floor.
I opened one eye just enough to look down and there she was, my woodie looking up at me. Safe and sound!! She took a direct hit and kept it together! Door shut, carto attached, all good!!.
I did pick it up and inspect it to see if there was any damage, and I also opened it and checked my batts to make sure they were ok too. Then I made sure she would fire. Yep!!
Now then this is why I need a holder for this lil gem. I need something that will go around my neck with a hole in the center and a hole in the top for the carto and button. I do not wanna go through this kind of panic again. Any ideas??
And I gotta ask....has anyone else dropped their woodie? Lmao, there has to be a joke there, but I can't think right now.
. I was holding my woodie and my phone in one hand and I was taking the phone to the charger. I went to put it on the charger and guess what??My woodie slipped out of my hand and fell 4 ft to the floor
after I yelped like a pup I slammed my eyes shut and said a lil prayer, that my precious woodie would be ok and not splintered into a hundred pieces on the floor. I opened one eye just enough to look down and there she was, my woodie looking up at me. Safe and sound!! She took a direct hit and kept it together! Door shut, carto attached, all good!!
. I did pick it up and inspect it to see if there was any damage, and I also opened it and checked my batts to make sure they were ok too. Then I made sure she would fire. Yep!!
Now then this is why I need a holder for this lil gem. I need something that will go around my neck with a hole in the center and a hole in the top for the carto and button. I do not wanna go through this kind of panic again. Any ideas??
And I gotta ask....has anyone else dropped their woodie? Lmao, there has to be a joke there, but I can't think right now.
Dropped my Woodie many times and it keeps on working.
Well my maximum vapor peeps the day I had hoped would never come has reared it's ugly head on this cold Indiana morning
My woodie slipped out of my hand and fell 4 ft to the floor
I opened one eye just enough to look down and there she was, my woodie looking up at me. Safe and sound!! She took a direct hit and kept it together! Door shut, carto attached, all good!!
I did pick it up and inspect it to see if there was any damage, and I also opened it and checked my batts to make sure they were ok too. Then I made sure she would fire. Yep!!
Now then this is why I need a holder for this lil gem. I need something that will go around my neck with a hole in the center and a hole in the top for the carto and button. I do not wanna go through this kind of panic again. Any ideas??
And I gotta ask....has anyone else dropped their woodie? Lmao, there has to be a joke there, but I can't think right now.
And the legend of "One Eyed Woodie and the Single-fisted Slip of Doom" is born.
Remember, kids: It takes both hands to properly hold your woodie. Well, that's been my experience, at least.
(Seriously, Leth, ya just handed me that one on a platter.)
Remember, kids: It takes both hands to properly hold your woodie. Well, that's been my experience, at least.
(Seriously, Leth, ya just handed me that one on a platter.)
And the legend of "One Eyed Woodie and the Single-fisted Slip of Doom" is born.
Remember, kids: It takes both hands to properly hold your woodie. Well, that's been my experience, at least.
(Seriously, Leth, ya just handed me that one on a platter.)
Only two hands? Pffft.... It takes a freaking crane to hold mine! *Bazzinga*
This is what ALL women look like by the way... just in case any man was wondering.
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