Well folks, turned another year older today. Started out like most other birthdays, except of course this year, I am a vaper, and feel so so much better than I did last year at this time. Vaping of course can be a picky monster, sometimes we fiddle, and fuss to get the things we want out of our vape, and somedays the stars just align. Well the last couple days my home for my kayfun, the zmax started doing its poltergeist double pressing not firing, turning on charge my phone mode, etc without my help. Those of you that own a Kayfun, and have been taking a nice long draw and suddenly realize your mod didn't fire (not that anyone in this thread would have that happen, but maybe in your past) now the Kayfun shows you how pressure and negative pressure and gravity all work and proceeds to start spitting out of the airhole like a class 3 slimer! I was starting to get a little edgy and was looking for the number for Ghostbusters. So I sit down with my wife to discuss what you do when you are asked "Are you a God?" So here I was going over ectoplasm theories and the ramifications of crossing the streams....she says to me....if you could spend more to replace that thing, that lasted what? 2 months? (mind you this is the 2nd one, the 1st one had the button issues at day 3, but was replaced by the vendor) and you get a warranty, why wouldn't you do that? Shes a simple vaper, she loves her little twist, does not care for anything bigger and is just plain happy, but she knows what I like, and I sat there stunned.......Yeah.....Why wouldn't I do that? I have been a member of the ECF? I watch PBusardo, Grimmgreen, Todd, etc etc....I bantered with the best of them when GN blasted our forums with lunacy....I know whats what!!! Why the heck wouldn't I? So off we go, I could have hit the website, but being my birthday and being on the edge of modifying the skylight with a perfect stencil hole of a zmax I found a dealer in Rockwall, TX.
Now here I sit, a tear in one eye, a Kayfun with a micro @ 1.3 stuffed with organic cotton and filled with a dazzling peach/raspberry/chill sort of number, perched on the most beautiful full size, extended satin silver finish god send of a device. Vaping sure is a journey folks, I wish I could hit the rewind button, or set this thing to 1.21 gigawatts and jump in that Delorean and make this happen much much earlier. Things being what they are though, I'm just thankful I am here now, and well, hoping I will be welcomed with open arms. It's all so clear now.
In all seriousness folks, one of the best, most consistant vape I have ever had. Sure is alot to be said for a chip running at like 800 mhz regulating a perfect voltage and how things perform and taste on that level. Wow. I mean just Wow. I have tried a few friends Provari's before, and I thought they were great, but now months into my own journey, I understand exactly the kind of impact this type of device has on my experience. I am really really happy about my purchase, and now I know and can say first hand to folks why I love mine, and why I could recommend one. Seriously in my top 5 best birthdays ever! Hope ya all had a fun read......now where do I go to learn the secret cloud? Oh and can we skip the hazing? I am getting old, but would not be beyond vaping some crab juice to show my commitment to the order.