Now, there's a man in the Halon papers we all know
Yeah he, lives way back a long time ago
He don't vape nothin' but the Voodoo juice
Well, this cat's name is a Wheezal Poo
Wheezal Poo Poo.........Poo............Poo Poo
He's got a genuine chauffeured Voodoo Queen
And he can drive AngieBe crazy before you count to four
He's got a big ugly mug and a head full of air
Yeah, like great big kittens and teddy bears
Wheezal Poo Poo.........Poo............Poo Poo
Now, he's the most insane minion there is alive
Wears clothes from a housecat's hide
He's the king of the Voodoo jive
Look at AngieBe's Minion go
Wheezal Poo Poo.........Poo............Poo Poo
Yeah, he rides through the jungle tearin limbs offa trees
Knocking great big kittens dead on their knees
Yeah, other cats don't hug him 'cos they know better
'Cos he's a mean stinky pooter and a bad no-vapor
Wheezal Poo Poo.........Poo............Poo Poo
He's the most insane minion there is alive
He wears clothes from a housecat's hide
He's the king of the Voodoo jive
Look at AngieBe's minion go
Wheezal Poo Poo.........Poo............Poo Poo
There Wheezal Poo goes
Look at that minion go
He sure is [Incomprehensible]
Ride, Wheezal, ride
Wheezal Poo Poo.........Poo............Poo Poo