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[moorea]

tar an feather you never!!! well there is always a next contest if i dont win

Got news for you Reddhot. We are going over every submission with a fine tooth comb. One of your submissions is looking like it might actually beat Matadorx. Hubby and I have not finalized the point system, but if we score them one way you might actually take this one!

It is your desire to take time to smell the balls that is keeping you in the running!

 

[matador]

amongst many of the funny and no doubt embarassing things you want to do before you die is Kiss Ripple!

Well if kissing Ripple doesn't make you a winner, I don't know what will.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Just got the last one in -- I've been watching those sneaky pete's, they sure are cute and stealthy!!!

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Just got the last one in -- I've been watching those sneaky pete's, they sure are cute and stealthy!!!

Whoops, thought too long, huh????

And I have been told I'm a fantastic kisser, firm yet responsive!!!

 

[Reddhott]

to win would be divine! even being considered is great!!!

 

[moorea]

Whoops, thought too long, huh????

And I have been told I'm a fantastic kisser, firm yet responsive!!!

You would have been in the running had it not been late.

Firm and responsive is good.

 

[Reddhott]

gonna miss the mad libs, they are great fun to do

 

[RippleInStillWater]

You would have been in the running had it not been late.

Firm and responsive is good.

Guess the other two sucked!!!

Yes, I enjoyed them too, red.......

 

[moorea]

gonna miss the mad libs, they are great fun to do

Well maybe we will put up more. Not to win aprize, but just for those of you are having fun. And if we are not doing it for a prize I can program it so you get the results as soon as you submit them and then you guys can post the funny ones for all of us to see! Just a thought.

We have narrowed it down to 4 of the funniest ones. You will find out which those are later today.

So here are some snippets from lines we found funny, these might or might not be from ones that are in the running... These are lines that some of you put on your Bucket List!

7. Achieve financial abundance by texting

11. Ride my metro as fast as I can on the Autobahn.

2. Kill Justin Beiber with a(n) Sledgehammer.

2. Kill Justin Beiber with a(n) post pounder.

11. Ride my paddle boat as fast as I can on the Autobahn.

2. Kill Justin Beiber with a(n) plunger.

2. Kill Justin Beiber with a(n) strap-on.

5. Kiss Ripple.

12. Take time to smell the condoms.

3. Party in the Bath Tub for free.

11. Ride my Horse and Buggy as fast as I can on the Autobahn.

10. Ride a mechanical sea slug.

8. Train a hound dog to bar-b-que

7. Achieve financial abundance by sleeping

12. Take time to smell the balls.

6. Run with the ducks

11. Ride my rickshaw as fast as I can on the Autobahn.

4. Ride a chuckwagon in the Kitchen.

5. Kiss Betty White.

1. Find a mate that is endowed like a(n) Titmouse.

2. Kill Justin Beiber with a(n) Carto Condom.

11. Ride my Broomstick as fast as I can on the Autobahn.

7. Achieve financial abundance by vaping

 

[moorea]

Guess the other two sucked!!!

Yes, I enjoyed them too, red.......

Nope you were in the top ten with oneof the other two and even made it to the top 8 and we got several this time. You would have been able to hang in there had this one not been late.

 

[Reddhott]

cant wait to read them!!

 

[moorea]

I've got to go to bed! I will post a winner as well as the funniest ones tomorrow (which is really today).

And just to drive those of you up all night people crazy... I know who the winner is!

 

[Reddhott]

no fair!!!! nite Moorea!

 

[vanZilla]

Well if kissing Ripple doesn't make you a winner, I don't know what will.

... And I have been told I'm a fantastic kisser, firm yet responsive!!!

Get a Room!

 

[Reddhott]

 

[matador]

Mornin Red

 

[Reddhott]

mornin good luck today

 

[BluSwatch]

Morning guys ..... I see moorea is being coy with the contest results. LOL

I'm sitting around freezing, and the news is saying we should expect snow.

 

[Reddhott]

ooohh no more of that yet for me

 

[BluSwatch]

redd - we had a really hard winter (for us) in 2009, so we did the one things that would guarantee no snow for a few years ..... bought a snowblower. LOL Haven't had any accumulated since.