Happy Holidays 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone!
Enjoy and be safe in your travels!
Enjoy and be safe in your travels!
Holiday fact! Christmas is a kitty's favorite holiday!
Merry Christmas everyone!
Merry Christmas everyone!
'Twas the night before Christmas
And in all of their places,
The old folks were vaping
With smiles on their faces
And I with a V-Tube,
A T-3 and juice,
Turned on my computer
To wish all of youse
A reminder of sorts
As you turn into bed
Don't wish Merry Christmas
In the wrong forum thread
For Santa is watching
And it's kinda sad
That breaking the rules
Is considered so bad
Then what to my wondering
Eyes should appear
But a link to this thread
Where I need not have fear
And I'd like to say
Because it seems right
Provaris for all
And to all a Good nite
Merry Christmas
And in all of their places,
The old folks were vaping
With smiles on their faces
And I with a V-Tube,
A T-3 and juice,
Turned on my computer
To wish all of youse
A reminder of sorts
As you turn into bed
Don't wish Merry Christmas
In the wrong forum thread
For Santa is watching
And it's kinda sad
That breaking the rules
Is considered so bad
Then what to my wondering
Eyes should appear
But a link to this thread
Where I need not have fear
And I'd like to say
Because it seems right
Provaris for all
And to all a Good nite
Merry Christmas
I really need a LOVE button for this.
Merry Christmas to all and a Happy New Year filled with all the vaping toys your heart desires.
"Christmas is the time of year to reflect with thoughtful prayer,....
to cast aside of all bad thought and habits you expressed throughout the year.
We can all join together to celebrate jesus birth,....a renewal and beginning right here on planet earth.
Jesus left all of us a messagage while here on earth,to love,to care.
his words were ever simple,plain and so very,very clear:
"Be kind to one another throughout the coming year".
Christmas is the time of year to spend with the young and old, the needy, greedy and the poor.a time to love,a time to share.
let us all spread our love around with all our heart and soul,....
for the love of your neighbor should never turn so cold.
Songs of Christmas carols fill the nightime air,....family and friends
gather round the fireplace drinking egg nog and cider without a worry
or a care,.... a time to love, a time to share.
Chestnuts roasting on the stove, mistletoe strung over every door.
the noisy sounds of slay are so difficult to ignore,....ringing out so
loudly,they spread vibrations throughout the creaking floor."
Attending morning service in our house of worse-ship, singing hymns
and prayers of thanks,....as children in nearby parks and playgrounds
play games and harmless pranks.Turkey cooking in the oven,children
playing with their new found toys,.....what a thrill and pleasure to
see all the happy and smiling faces on all the little girls and boys."
© 2004 joseph p.martino poet, writer
Read more at http://www.theholidayspot.com/christ...YchCXVhXFMG.99
to cast aside of all bad thought and habits you expressed throughout the year.
We can all join together to celebrate jesus birth,....a renewal and beginning right here on planet earth.
Jesus left all of us a messagage while here on earth,to love,to care.
his words were ever simple,plain and so very,very clear:
"Be kind to one another throughout the coming year".
Christmas is the time of year to spend with the young and old, the needy, greedy and the poor.a time to love,a time to share.
let us all spread our love around with all our heart and soul,....
for the love of your neighbor should never turn so cold.
Songs of Christmas carols fill the nightime air,....family and friends
gather round the fireplace drinking egg nog and cider without a worry
or a care,.... a time to love, a time to share.
Chestnuts roasting on the stove, mistletoe strung over every door.
the noisy sounds of slay are so difficult to ignore,....ringing out so
loudly,they spread vibrations throughout the creaking floor."
Attending morning service in our house of worse-ship, singing hymns
and prayers of thanks,....as children in nearby parks and playgrounds
play games and harmless pranks.Turkey cooking in the oven,children
playing with their new found toys,.....what a thrill and pleasure to
see all the happy and smiling faces on all the little girls and boys."
© 2004 joseph p.martino poet, writer
Read more at http://www.theholidayspot.com/christ...YchCXVhXFMG.99
T'was the night before Christmas
And all through the house.
Everyone was Vaping
Even the mouse
The stocking were hung by the chimney with care.
In hopes that vape mail would soon be there.
All of a sudden there rose such a clatter.
I sprang to my front door
To see what was the matter.
When oh my wandering eyes might appear.
A tiny sleigh and eight tiny rain deer.
He shot down the chimney with one giant puff.
It smelled of Grape Bottlecap
I love that stuff.
He filled all our stockings with various vape gear.
And a IHybrid for my brother,
Who was good this year.
He shot up the chimney with one giant exhale.
Vape filled up the room
Without fail.
He called out our names in to the night.
He said "You vapers have got your toys"
"Now please try not to fight"
Happy Holidays from our family to yours, Merry Christmas everyone.
And all through the house.
Everyone was Vaping
Even the mouse
The stocking were hung by the chimney with care.
In hopes that vape mail would soon be there.
All of a sudden there rose such a clatter.
I sprang to my front door
To see what was the matter.
When oh my wandering eyes might appear.
A tiny sleigh and eight tiny rain deer.
He shot down the chimney with one giant puff.
It smelled of Grape Bottlecap
I love that stuff.
He filled all our stockings with various vape gear.
And a IHybrid for my brother,
Who was good this year.
He shot up the chimney with one giant exhale.
Vape filled up the room
Without fail.
He called out our names in to the night.
He said "You vapers have got your toys"
"Now please try not to fight"
Happy Holidays from our family to yours, Merry Christmas everyone.
What better place to post something for the ecf cat lovers?
An Ode
by Christmas Cat
T'was the eve 'fore Christmas and though hard to believe
creatures were a-flyin', though it appeared none for me
with my trap and my net, voraciously I sought
just a tiny bird or squirrel to fill my empty spot
Centaurs and dragons and angels with horns
with crowns and feathered wings, their bodies adorned
in gold and pale silks they provided a net
to keep me from getting what I had come to get
The rooftop was slick with the cool evening dew
and ravenous I was for just a morsel or two
and then sleigh bells I heard through the thickening night
Pray to heav'n this was Santa, for he'd make it right
And then to my wondering eyes did appear
a reindeer face grinning from ear to big ear
my eyes grew to saucers and my jaw fell agape
my breath grew short and hairs rose on my nape
For hanging from a hoof was an elf dressed as a mouse
holding on for dear life as sleigh passed o'er the house
and then he was slipping, his hold at the end
he rolled as he tumbled, and he went straight in
To my cavernous mouth and with a crunch he was gone
and as Santa passed, he called, "So long,
You rotten, lazy elf, let you serve as an example
to others who may fear ending up as a sample
Of my Christmas cheer for cats, who I hold most dear
for them I pick and choose the worst elves every year"
So God bless dear old Santa, with his marvelous wit
an elf dressed like a mouse is always a feline hit
My hunger is sated but I'm still on the prowl
listen closely in the night and you may hear my howl
So lock up your mousies, and little birds too
for soon I may be coming to a house near you.
God Bless Santa, but God, mostly bless the bad elves that they may continue to be bad.
Signed,
Christmas Cat
An Ode
by Christmas Cat
T'was the eve 'fore Christmas and though hard to believe
creatures were a-flyin', though it appeared none for me
with my trap and my net, voraciously I sought
just a tiny bird or squirrel to fill my empty spot
Centaurs and dragons and angels with horns
with crowns and feathered wings, their bodies adorned
in gold and pale silks they provided a net
to keep me from getting what I had come to get
The rooftop was slick with the cool evening dew
and ravenous I was for just a morsel or two
and then sleigh bells I heard through the thickening night
Pray to heav'n this was Santa, for he'd make it right
And then to my wondering eyes did appear
a reindeer face grinning from ear to big ear
my eyes grew to saucers and my jaw fell agape
my breath grew short and hairs rose on my nape
For hanging from a hoof was an elf dressed as a mouse
holding on for dear life as sleigh passed o'er the house
and then he was slipping, his hold at the end
he rolled as he tumbled, and he went straight in
To my cavernous mouth and with a crunch he was gone
and as Santa passed, he called, "So long,
You rotten, lazy elf, let you serve as an example
to others who may fear ending up as a sample
Of my Christmas cheer for cats, who I hold most dear
for them I pick and choose the worst elves every year"
So God bless dear old Santa, with his marvelous wit
an elf dressed like a mouse is always a feline hit
My hunger is sated but I'm still on the prowl
listen closely in the night and you may hear my howl
So lock up your mousies, and little birds too
for soon I may be coming to a house near you.
God Bless Santa, but God, mostly bless the bad elves that they may continue to be bad.
Signed,
Christmas Cat
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone!!
Please be safe during your celebrations, and leave me some fudge!
Please be safe during your celebrations, and leave me some fudge!
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