Heather's Heavenly Vapes - THE BIG THREAD (Part 4)

[Lt. Col. Killjoy]

The very end of your post (the last ten words) is the most important thing to know. As long as you live by those words you will be just fine.

That was an issue with my last relationship. I knew that was the recipe for harmony, but the cognitive dissonance was unbearable.

 

[Bunnykiller]

she has baaaddd juju when it comes to machines...
shes blown 2 car motors from overheating them
blew out the crankcase on a lawnmower
trashed an AC compressor in the car
broke my clock
trashed 4 dvd players
broke/dropped 2 blenders
dropped the Kitchen Aide Pro5 Mixer ( broke her foot instead of the mixer)
shattered several pyrex baking dishes ( dropped and added cold water to hot ones)
Im getting depressed the list will stop here....

 

[Bronze]

if that was the case then nothing around this household would be functional..... within the first week of her living with me she managed to break the spring on my wind up clock ( which I built by hand and had for 18 years with no problems)... Im still not over that one.... and the list keeps growing..... the new BR player she has now.... thats # 5 in 3 years time....

Let it go Killer. Her list of stuff you do wrong is longer than yours. I guarantee it!!!

 

[Lt. Col. Killjoy]

she has baaaddd juju when it comes to machines...
shes blown 2 car motors from overheating them
blew out the crankcase on a lawnmower
trashed an AC compressor in the car
broke my clock
trashed 4 dvd players
broke/dropped 2 blenders
dropped the Kitchen Aide Pro5 Mixer ( broke her foot instead of the mixer)
shattered several pyrex baking dishes ( dropped and added cold water to hot ones)
Im getting depressed the list will stop here....

Dangerous lady!
That's the plot to a horror movie.

 

[Bunnykiller]

Let it go Killer. Her list of stuff you do wrong is longer than yours. I guarantee it!!!

maybe so.... but I dont break things....

 

[Bronze]

maybe so.... but I dont break things....

I go through the exact same thing here. I don't even get ...... anymore. I just fix/replace it and don't say a word.

 

[retic1959]

Let it go Killer. Her list of stuff you do wrong is longer than yours. I guarantee it!!!

That list is usually imaginary and unfathomable by a logical mind , I don't put up with that crap anymore .

 

[Bronze]

That list is usually imaginary and unfathomable by a logical mind , I don't put up with that crap anymore .

Imaginary or not, it doesn't matter. I'm at a place where it doesn't matter if I'm right. Comes with not giving a sheet. I get too tired to care. Happens with more and more stuff around me.

 

[retic1959]

Imaginary or not, it doesn't matter. I'm at a place where it doesn't matter if I'm right. Comes with not giving a sheet. I get too tired to care. Happens with more and more stuff around me.

I know the feeling but my wife used to try my patience by staying mad for weeks and not telling me what supposed offence I committed , thet BS doesn't fly with me anymore , either tell me straight up and present evidence or I will put an end to the situation , I have no more patience for guessing games .

 

[Bronze]

I know the feeling but my wife used to try my patience by staying mad for weeks and not telling me what supposed offence I committed , thet BS doesn't fly with me anymore , either tell me straight up and present evidence or I will put an end to the situation , I have no more patience for guessing games .

Rx: One pet canine of your choice for (unconditional) companionship as needed.

Dr. Bronze

 

[Robino1]

That is just wrong SMH
No one should be made to feel in the wrong all the time.
Been on the receiving end and it does NOT feel good. I don't play those games and refuse to join if someone is.
Doesn't matter what sex they are ..... it is not right.

 

[Dusty_D]

she has baaaddd juju when it comes to machines...
shes blown 2 car motors from overheating them
blew out the crankcase on a lawnmower
trashed an AC compressor in the car
broke my clock
trashed 4 dvd players
broke/dropped 2 blenders
dropped the Kitchen Aide Pro5 Mixer ( broke her foot instead of the mixer)
shattered several pyrex baking dishes ( dropped and added cold water to hot ones)
Im getting depressed the list will stop here....

 

[retic1959]

Rx: One pet canine of your choice for (unconditional) companionship as needed. Dr. Bronze

I wouldn't mind having a dog again but what I need is to get my .... back to work and get my Harley fixed , that's a cure for many ailments .

 

[Bronze]

Dust...for him or her?

 

[retic1959]

That is just wrong SMH No one should be made to feel in the wrong all the time. Been on the receiving end and it does NOT feel good. I don't play those games and refuse to join if someone is. Doesn't matter what sex they are ..... it is not right.

If you keep teasing a dog you shouldn't be surprised if it bites or runs away , I do both .

 

[Bronze]

I wouldn't mind having a dog again but what I need is to get my .... back to work and get my Harley fixed , that's a cure for many ailments .

Hog, dog..either one will work.

Actually, a good ride on a Harley where you can open it up would be great therapy.

 

[retic1959]

Hog, dog..either one will work. Actually, a good ride on a Harley where you can open it up would be great therapy.

The best therapy IMO , just the sound of a big V-twin rumbling beneath you is medicinal .

 

[Dusty_D]

Dust...for him or her?

In this case, I don't think it would matter much..

 

[Calve]

I unscrew the cap and fill , if you have a needle tip long enough to reach the bottom that would be ideal you could just pull the driptip , my aim isn't so good unless I'm in broad daylight and I wind up shooting juice down the air duct instead of the well .

I read this post several times and no matter how many times I read it,

it sounds REALLY REALLY dirty.

 

[Calve]

Dealer model. Not mine.. see post above.

Maybe I'll make that picture my avatar, just to bug not naked Sam.

LOL. Priceless.