I couldn't eat there that's for sure! Anyway, the great unwashed masses know better - you leave hungry because a lettuce leaf, 2 stalks of watercress and a drizzle of something fancy sounding doesn't fill you up so you end up eating at McDonalds for a burger anyway.
Restaurants like this one always make me think of the fairy tale "The Emperor's New Clothes" where he's told that the silks he's being shown are of such fineness and are woven so beautifully that ONLY those with huge wads of money and sophistication can actually see them.
The emperor pays out his money and his new clothes are made. He's so proud that he "parades" his new finery to the public, everyone starts ooh-ing and aah-ing, What fine colors! What beautiful weave! - all wanting to appear all-knowing and a cut above the hordes....
till a little boy hollers "But Mum! He doesn't have any clothes on"
I figured that was your main hangout place.
Doesn't sound like a place for the great unwashed masses whose rights our Prez supposedly champions.