Heather's Heavenly Vapes - THE BIG THREAD (Part 5)

[Robino1]

Awww thanks for asking Ed! She's a Pest! She's shaped like a little beer barrel and she galomps around the place at 100 miles a second. We love her to bits already. Different kitty to my first girl, but that's a good thing.

Awwwwww Isn't she CUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!
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WOT THE HECK! GET OUT OF THERE YOU LITTLE SOD!!!!!!!! GIT! GIT!

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Oh my lord! I would've had a heart attack. Just don't scare her into jumping off. Might knock something unintentionally. She also sounds like she's Always' five year old.

Morning army. Thanks everyone for the advice. And @Bronze I'm sorry, wasn't even thinking. I truly am grateful for two healthy kiddos everyday. It's just hard to remember why I wanted them when one is teaching the other to say how much they hate me. Sigh

We will get to the bottom of it, just have to keep trying til we find what works with her. I appreciate all the advice and letting me vent. Can't do it anywhere else, the super sanctimommies are everywhere ready to jump down your throat for not allowing the "precious perfect angels" to take over your entire life.

OK there I go venting again, I'll be back when I'm less cranky lol

Ugh! I really dislike those types of moms. The hard part is learning which behavior modification works with each child. My daughter: a smack on the .... worked. My son: spanking made him worse. Time out worked on him.

Both learned if my voice got lower and deeper.......get out of my site and do it NOW.

They sure do learn how to push those buttons. Smart little tykes.

Good morning Army.

 

[Bronze]

I see parents taking their teenager's phones away from them. They act like their lives are over. Hilarious!

 

[kkay59]

Hula, that cat is in the danger zone. Robin is right. If you scare her off there, no telling how many of the fragile pieces, she could take with her. I keep a can of electronics duster on my computer table. If the cats insist on getting into something, or being mean, I pull out the can of air. Sometimes I shake it, in warning. It ALWAYS gets their attention. They are terrified of that air spray. I rarely need it, but it sits there, for just in case. Even the dog is afraid of that thing. She has seen the reaction of the cats, and the dog is no dummy. She knows something evil lurks in that can, and if you shake it, it gets worse. HAHAHA. But you dear, never try that air spray on a cat in a precarious position with your beloved valuables. It would not end well. You may have to get an enclosed curio cabinet.

 

[retic1959]

Cats !!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhh !!!
Woken up at 3am by cat on my chest . Coversation as follows , GO AWAY ! Meeoowww . What is your !$#@ing PROBLEM ?!?! Meeoowww . Get up , Food in bowl , Check . Water in bowl , Check . Foot applied swiftly to cat's rear end , Check . Cat retires to closet looking butthurt , Check . Peace restored Check .

 

[MostlySunny]

No cats here but my 100 pound lab is a bed hog and gets that same swift kick.

 

[retic1959]

No cats here but my 100 pound lab is a bed hog and gets that same swift kick.

Sometimes you gotta let'm know who the boss is .

 

[Bronze]

Cats !!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhh !!!
Woken up at 3am by cat on my chest . Coversation as follows , GO AWAY ! Meeoowww . What is your !$#@ing PROBLEM ?!?! Meeoowww . Get up , Food in bowl , Check . Water in bowl , Check . Foot applied swiftly to cat's rearr end , Check . Cat retires to closet looking butthurt , Check . Peace restored Check .

LOL. My cat absolutely insists on curling up as close to my chest as she can get. She will not give up. Kick in the .... does no good. She's right back. I rollover. Within two minutes she's walking over me to assume the same position. After about an hour of that nonsense I at least get her to give me two feet of space. She leaves me alone the rest of the night. Same routine every night. As soon as I wake up...meow, meow, meow, meow..she wants to be fed. Stumble into the kitchen with her throwing herself in my feet the entire way. Feed her. She shuts up and I don't see her the rest of the day. A six pound cat!

 

[retic1959]

LOL. My cat absolutely insists on curling up as close to my chest as she can get. She will not give up. Kick in the .... does no good. She's right back. I rollover. Within two minutes she's walking over me to assume the same position. After about an hour of that nonsense I at least get her to give me two feet of space. She leaves me alone the rest of the night. Same routine every night. As soon as I wake up...meow, meow, meow, meow..she wants to be fed. Stumble into the kitchen with her throwing herself in my feet the entire way. Feed her. She shuts up and I don't see her the rest of the day. A six pound cat!

Hmmmm , at that point she was lucky she wasn't underfoot for my 4am pee .

 

[EleanorR]

Awww thanks for asking Ed! She's a Pest! She's shaped like a little beer barrel and she galomps around the place at 100 miles a second. We love her to bits already. Different kitty to my first girl, but that's a good thing.

Awwwwww Isn't she CUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!
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WOT THE HECK! GET OUT OF THERE YOU LITTLE SOD!!!!!!!! GIT! GIT!

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D'awwwwwwwwww! That "beer barrel" stage is so very precious -- nothing cuter than a kitten tummy!

Sometimes you gotta let'm know who the boss is .

Ahem. I believe yours already knows; you're the chap who aint got it quite sussed yet!

LOL. My cat absolutely insists on curling up as close to my chest as she can get. She will not give up. Kick in the .... does no good. She's right back. I rollover. Within two minutes she's walking over me to assume the same position. After about an hour of that nonsense I at least get her to give me two feet of space. She leaves me alone the rest of the night. Same routine every night. As soon as I wake up...meow, meow, meow, meow..she wants to be fed. Stumble into the kitchen with her throwing herself in my feet the entire way. Feed her. She shuts up and I don't see her the rest of the day. A six pound cat!

Heh. As I was saying . . . "Owned By A Cat." Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

 

[Bronze]

Hmmmm , at that point she was lucky she wasn't underfoot for my 4am pee .

4AM pees are far more important than a six pound cat.

 

[Bronze]

D'awwwwwwwwww! That "beer barrel" stage is so very precious -- nothing cuter than a kitten tummy!







Ahem. I believe yours already knows; you're the chap who aint got it quite sussed yet!





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The cat's name is on our mortgage and we pay her rent.

 

[retic1959]

4AM pees are far more important than a six pound cat.

Yup, and ya never know where those last few drops will end up when I'm half asleep .

 

[MostlySunny]

@retic1959 are you ...... on the kitty?

Crazy week up here in my little bubble of a town. One of Sadie's teachers got fired bc sexual assault charges have been filed against him (another women his age, not a student) and my favorite nail salon got busted and shut down for laundering drug money. The owner, who lives in town is apparently the Vietnamese drug ring king pin. Anyone watch Weeds?

 

[always9988]

@MostlySunny crazy! Guess you never really know who you think you know...

 

[Robino1]

@retic1959 are you ...... on the kitty?

Crazy week up here in my little bubble of a town. One of Sadie's teachers got fired bc sexual assault charges have been filed against him (another women his age, not a student) and my favorite nail salon got busted and shut down for laundering drug money. The owner, who lives in town is apparently the Vietnamese drug ring king pin. Anyone watch Weeds?

Yikes!!

 

[Bronze]

Maybe we're the weirdos.

 

[Bronze]

Hey Pap!

 

[Pappy]

Hey General!

 

[Bronze]

Hey General!

How's Texas? You staying dry?

 

[Pappy]

I haven't said anything because you guys have been talking about kids and cats. I love cats as long as they're someone else's.

And, as someone once said, at my age kids are like farts - you can only stand your own (and even then, just barely).