Heather's Heavenly Vapes - THE BIG THREAD

[Bronze]

Beats me. I've never been on Facebook.

Just never felt the need to know when my second cousin's 3rd ex-wife's best friend made herself a ham sandwich.

Or when anyone knows when I make a ham sandwich.

 

[Calico1964]

Hey Calico!! What a surprise to see you back so soon!

Whaddaya need us for?

I just wanted to say hello Pappy! Been missing you!

 

[Bronze]

I just wanted to say hello Pappy! Been missing you!

Did you get on FB Callie?

 

[Pappy]

I just wanted to say hello Pappy! Been missing you!

Now you know how I feel.

 

[Calico1964]

Did you get on FB Callie?

Yes I did! But it's missing two people....

 

[Bronze]

Yes I did! But it's missing two people....

Pap and I are party poopers.

 

[Pappy]

Yes. We're old and we suck.

 

[Calico1964]

Pap and I are party poopers.

Yes. We're old and we suck.

Yes, you both suck because you refuse to hang out with us on Facebook! Boooo!

 

[Bronze]

Yes, you both suck because you refuse to hang out with us on Facebook! Boooo!

Facebook is so yesterday.

 

[Pappy]

Spacebook. pffft.

 

[Bronze]

OK...off to slumberland. Goodnight Army. And goodnight Callie. Nice to see you again.

 

[Calico1964]

Well, you two can poo-poo it all you want, but I will continue to wish for your presence there! A girl can dream, can't she? I'm off to bed now. I will be checking in again soon, so behave yourselves! Sweet dreams!

 

[Pappy]

Goodnight, Calico.

And while I may suck, I DO have bulbous forearms. (Just check out that avatar pic.) So I've got THAT going for me. Which is nice.

 

[Hulamoon]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY BURLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aah! What a wonderful birthday I am having!!! Spent the morning by the pool... cesspool that is, fixing the motor that stirs it.
But don't feel sorry for me, because right after that, I spent some quality time at the Champagne House... fixing their bottling line.
But alas! I finally made it to the local micro brewery to sit outside and enjoy repairing their well pump... in a thunderstorm.

That's just too much fun for one birthday. But seriously, it's been a good day. Think I'll head over to the Princess' house and cook her a delicious birthday dinner.

 

[Hulamoon]

Why? It's hidden behind your Scary Camera or your log chewin' along with the "awesome eyeball", Mr Scary Camera Log Chewer Awesome Eyeball with a secret so secret he doesn't even know what it is yet.

Is this a call to arms, or just a call, because I need to go finish shaving the other half of my face..

 

[Hulamoon]

Ahem! What about Howdy Hula while you're at it, we're meant to be having a passionate fling ya know?

Howdy Bronze - just passin' by

 

[Dusty_D]

Howdy Hula?!

Here's the keys, lock up when you're done.

G'night y'all!!

 

[Hulamoon]

Uh no, I;m not meant to be having a passionate fling with your awesome eyeball -

Bivie! Dang it! Where is that MMWDMT's and Stan - How you doing Stan?

Howdy Hula?!

Here's the keys, lock up when you're done.

G'night y'all!!

 

[beckyblue]

Why? It's hidden behind your Scary Camera or your log chewin' along with the "awesome eyeball", Mr Scary Camera Log Chewer Awesome Eyeball with a secret so secret he doesn't even know what it is yet. View attachment 221767

Great point, Hula!!

 

[Hulamoon]

Oh GOD NO! I've been HOFFED! Arrrghhhhhhh