I wasn't born with enough middle fingers
Don't remember the song but the band is Marilyn Manson
Don't remember the song but the band is Marilyn Manson
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"I haven't changed but I know I'm not the same" from One Headlight by the Wallflowers
It was a one-eyed one horn flying purple people eater! Don't know who sang that beautiful classic???
I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
From the one and only Dropkick Murphys.
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
From the one and only Dropkick Murphys.
And I raised my hand as if to show you that I was yours
That I was so yours for the taking
I'm so yours for the taking
That's when I felt the wind pick up
I grabbed the rail while choking up
These words to say and then you kissed me...
18th Floor Balcony- Blue October
That I was so yours for the taking
I'm so yours for the taking
That's when I felt the wind pick up
I grabbed the rail while choking up
These words to say and then you kissed me...
18th Floor Balcony- Blue October
Ooh Eee ooh ahh aah ting tang walla walla bing bang-- By the bing-bangers!! IDK
Well, I've been a drag racer on ...
And I rode bare-assed on top of the sphinx
I even had a gorilla on the slopes of kismet
And man, that was fun for a while you bet but
Bikini girls with machine guns
Cramps - Bikini Girls With Machine Guns
And I rode bare-assed on top of the sphinx
I even had a gorilla on the slopes of kismet
And man, that was fun for a while you bet but
Bikini girls with machine guns
Cramps - Bikini Girls With Machine Guns
When I was a young man I used to like girls, I play with their bodies and fondle their curls,
‘Til girlfriend ran off with a salesman named Bruce, You’ll never be treated that way by a moose.
Chorus: So it’s Moose, Moose, I like a Moose, I’ve never had anything quite like a Moose,
I’ve had many lovers, my morals are loose, But I’ve never had anything quite like a Moose!
Now when I’m in mood of a really good lay, I go to my closet and get me some hay,
I go to my window and spread it around,
‘Cause Moose always comes when there’s hay on the ground!
Now gorillas are all right for Saturday night, Lions and tigers, they puts up a fight,
But it’s just not the same when you slams their caboose,
As the feeling you get when you’re humping a Moose!
So when I’m all hot, upset and uptight, I jump in my car, to the zoo I take flight
Now animals all, with respect and renown, The moose for it being the best screw in town
Now I’ve done it with all sorts of beasties with hair,
Hell, I’d make it with snakes if their fangs were not there,
I’ve done it with walrus, a duck and a goose, But I’ve never had anything quite like a Moose!
Now fish are too slimy and slip all around, And some say camels are heaven abound
But I’ll stick to my ways, and not to dismay, And call on my moose friend to jump me today
I went to the desert a Moose for to find, I only found camels, I near lost my mind,
For camel reminds me of Moose just a bit, But Moose always swallow and camels just spit!
Now that I’m older, and advanced in my years, I’ll look back on my life, and shed me no tears,
As I sit in my chair with my glass of Matuse, playing hide the salami with my friend the Moose!
So, went off to heaven, my soul soared away. I’ll show up at those gate, with a bail of fresh hay,
and they’re bound to inquire, as to my grin, so I’ll wined up in hell humping Moose’s again!
3 pints gone
‘Til girlfriend ran off with a salesman named Bruce, You’ll never be treated that way by a moose.
Chorus: So it’s Moose, Moose, I like a Moose, I’ve never had anything quite like a Moose,
I’ve had many lovers, my morals are loose, But I’ve never had anything quite like a Moose!
Now when I’m in mood of a really good lay, I go to my closet and get me some hay,
I go to my window and spread it around,
‘Cause Moose always comes when there’s hay on the ground!
Now gorillas are all right for Saturday night, Lions and tigers, they puts up a fight,
But it’s just not the same when you slams their caboose,
As the feeling you get when you’re humping a Moose!
So when I’m all hot, upset and uptight, I jump in my car, to the zoo I take flight
Now animals all, with respect and renown, The moose for it being the best screw in town
Now I’ve done it with all sorts of beasties with hair,
Hell, I’d make it with snakes if their fangs were not there,
I’ve done it with walrus, a duck and a goose, But I’ve never had anything quite like a Moose!
Now fish are too slimy and slip all around, And some say camels are heaven abound
But I’ll stick to my ways, and not to dismay, And call on my moose friend to jump me today
I went to the desert a Moose for to find, I only found camels, I near lost my mind,
For camel reminds me of Moose just a bit, But Moose always swallow and camels just spit!
Now that I’m older, and advanced in my years, I’ll look back on my life, and shed me no tears,
As I sit in my chair with my glass of Matuse, playing hide the salami with my friend the Moose!
So, went off to heaven, my soul soared away. I’ll show up at those gate, with a bail of fresh hay,
and they’re bound to inquire, as to my grin, so I’ll wined up in hell humping Moose’s again!
3 pints gone
thats why im easy...easy like sunday mornin'....im easy ...easy like sunday mornin'...
Yes Mom, I'm still a virgin.
And you are Marilyn Monroe.
When I was a little girl, we grew wings and flew under the sea
To see my daddy, Mr. Edgar Allen Poe.
Rasputina- Our Lies - YouTube
And you are Marilyn Monroe.
When I was a little girl, we grew wings and flew under the sea
To see my daddy, Mr. Edgar Allen Poe.
Rasputina- Our Lies - YouTube
If you love me, don't just lay there--or better known as- How can I miss you if you won't leave! By Bubba Jo and the Stumpknockers!!
If you love me like you say you love me, love me like you say you do.
taj mahal
taj mahal
So many to choose from, but I think I'll go with
And the way I feel tonight
I could die and I wouldn't mind
Head on ~ The Jesus and Mary Chain
And the way I feel tonight
I could die and I wouldn't mind
Head on ~ The Jesus and Mary Chain
You don't know what it's like... YOU don't have a clue... if you did you'd find yourselves... doing the same thing too...
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My dad, he's got a lot of fear, I know, but enough pride inside not to let that show.
My brother had a book he would hold with pride. A little red cover with a broken spine.
On the back he hand wrote a quote inside, "when the rich wage war its the poor who die."
-- Linkin Park
-- Hands Held High
My brother had a book he would hold with pride. A little red cover with a broken spine.
On the back he hand wrote a quote inside, "when the rich wage war its the poor who die."
-- Linkin Park
-- Hands Held High
Sometime you're the windshield
Sometime you're the bug
Sometime it all comes together baby
Sometime you're a fool in love
Sometime you're the louisville slugger
Sometime you're the ball
Sometime it all come together baby
Sometime you're gonna lose it all
-The Bug
-Dire Straits
Sometime you're the bug
Sometime it all comes together baby
Sometime you're a fool in love
Sometime you're the louisville slugger
Sometime you're the ball
Sometime it all come together baby
Sometime you're gonna lose it all
-The Bug
-Dire Straits
I got my toes in the water, azz in the sand
Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand
Life is good today, life is good today
Adios and vaya con Dios
Yeah, I'm leaving GA
And if it weren't for tequila and pretty senoritas
I'd have no reason to stay
Adios and vaya con Dios
Yeah, I'm leaving GA
Gonna lay in the hot sun and roll a big fat one
And grab my guitar and play
Toes- Zac Brown Band
Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand
Life is good today, life is good today
Adios and vaya con Dios
Yeah, I'm leaving GA
And if it weren't for tequila and pretty senoritas
I'd have no reason to stay
Adios and vaya con Dios
Yeah, I'm leaving GA
Gonna lay in the hot sun and roll a big fat one
And grab my guitar and play
Toes- Zac Brown Band
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