Hot Damn.... Yep, I get it now

[malachi]

after saving some b-day gifts, soliciting some early X-mas gifts, and getting a couple of bucks from a long forgotten savings account, I managed to pull the trigger and get a provari.

All right, okay, I get it completely now.

I was never one to bash it or to hop on the provari band wagon. But, holding this thing in my hand, taking these effortless vapes, getting it right to the edge of the battery without even noticing a dip in power, . . .

What can you say to that?

I'm in the club, guys. Now, I am looking at tanks, and wondering how good my Pluid, khlorine, vermillion river kentucky blend, truth serum, jekyll & hyde, and nebula nector are all gonna taste on this bad boy!


I am officially applying for admission into the Provari club


Malachi

 

[Thunderball]

Welcome and come on in. You will have to ride the goat during initiation in a couple days, but dont worry, we all made it through........

But really, its nice isnt it? Do you taste the difference ? Some do, some dont. I and all the 3 other family vapors do taste the difference.

Congrats !!

 

[Chimney34]

Congrats on the new Provari!
Hopefully Ocelot will be by soon to induct you!

 

[EvilZoe]

Welcome and come on in. You will have to ride the goat during initiation in a couple days, but dont worry, we all made it through........

But really, its nice isnt it? Do you taste the difference ? Some do, some dont. I and all the 3 other family vapors do taste the difference.

Congrats !!

I married the goat.


Getting the annulment was hell.

You'd think it would be easier to divorce a goat than it is to wed one. *shrugs*


That said, Everclear is for cleaning parts, NOT drinking. Lesson learned.

 

[Splatnext]

Congratulation on your new Provari.

Initiation can not begin without proof a picture is required.

Zoe if you hadn't let the goat near the Everclear he wouldn't have bin so hard to get rid of.

 

[Ozwald]

after saving some b-day gifts, soliciting some early X-mas gifts, and getting a couple of bucks from a long forgotten savings account, I managed to pull the trigger and get a provari.

All right, okay, I get it completely now.

I was never one to bash it or to hop on the provari band wagon. But, holding this thing in my hand, taking these effortless vapes, getting it right to the edge of the battery without even noticing a dip in power, . . .

What can you say to that?

I'm in the club, guys. Now, I am looking at tanks, and wondering how good my Pluid, khlorine, vermillion river kentucky blend, truth serum, jekyll & hyde, and nebula nector are all gonna taste on this bad boy!


I am officially applying for admission into the Provari club


Malachi

Welcome. The official feline welcoming committee is busy preparing the cocktails, but I'll just give you the heads up - be out at the veranda @ 3. Shirt & shoes are required. Pants optional.

I married the goat.


Getting the annulment was hell.

You'd think it would be easier to divorce a goat than it is to wed one. *shrugs*


That said, Everclear is for cleaning parts, NOT drinking. Lesson learned.

It was one hell of a party though.

 

[EvilZoe]

Congratulation on your new Provari.

Initiation can not begin without proof a picture is required.

Zoe if you hadn't let the goat near the Everclear he wouldn't have bin so hard to get rid of.

Is now a good time to confess that I have yet to post pics of ANY of my ProVaris? *looks sheepish*

It was one hell of a party though.

What do you know about it? You don't even remember officiating wearing only a mankini.

 

[Ozwald]

What do you know about it? You don't even remember officiating wearing only a mankini.

Maybe that's what I told you anyways. I remember the mankini & matching cowboy hat. I don't remember the names of either of the bridesmaids that I ended up with in the hot tub though. I hope I didn't promise to call either one of them.

 

[EvilZoe]

Maybe that's what I told you anyways. I remember the mankini & matching cowboy hat. I don't remember the names of either of the bridesmaids that I ended up with in the hot tub though. I hope I didn't promise to call either one of them.

That's okay. Llamas don't carry cellphones, anyway, so they wouldn't have answered.

 

[darkgear]

Congratz! Welcome aboard. We want pics which flavor ProVari did you get?

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[jetcity]

Um... oh yeah, welcome and congrats on your new provari! I got sidetracked thinking about the goat and mankini I forgot what this thread was about.

 

[Ozwald]

That's okay. Llamas don't carry cellphones, anyway, so they wouldn't have answered.

I coulda swore those were alpacas. So soft... wait... I think I heard someone say Provari... oh yes that's right. +1 for pics, you shall find the Provorn thread 3 doors down on the right. Just ignore anything posted by Darkgear. It'll give you an inferiority complex, a slight pain where your bank account used to be, or potentially both.

 

[Ozwald]

Um... oh yeah, welcome and congrats on your new provari! I got sidetracked thinking about the goat and mankini I forgot what this thread was about.

It was the cowboy hat that did it, wasn't it?

I'm still available for parties, but no more everclear or goat weddings. Between the first half of the night & the next morning, I learned my lesson.

 

[FringeChief68]

after saving some b-day gifts, soliciting some early X-mas gifts, and getting a couple of bucks from a long forgotten savings account, I managed to pull the trigger and get a provari.

All right, okay, I get it completely now.

I was never one to bash it or to hop on the provari band wagon. But, holding this thing in my hand, taking these effortless vapes, getting it right to the edge of the battery without even noticing a dip in power, . . .

What can you say to that?

I'm in the club, guys. Now, I am looking at tanks, and wondering how good my Pluid, khlorine, vermillion river kentucky blend, truth serum, jekyll & hyde, and nebula nector are all gonna taste on this bad boy!


I am officially applying for admission into the Provari club


Malachi

Hello and Congrats on NEW ProVari View attachment 275844

 

[CommaHolly]

I married the goat.


Getting the annulment was hell.

You'd think it would be easier to divorce a goat than it is to wed one. *shrugs*


That said, Everclear is for cleaning parts, NOT drinking. Lesson learned.

Zoe, you crack me the heck up!

 

[The Ocelot]

after saving some b-day gifts, soliciting some early X-mas gifts, and getting a couple of bucks from a long forgotten savings account, I managed to pull the trigger and get a provari.

All right, okay, I get it completely now.

I was never one to bash it or to hop on the provari band wagon. But, holding this thing in my hand, taking these effortless vapes, getting it right to the edge of the battery without even noticing a dip in power, . . .

What can you say to that?

I'm in the club, guys. Now, I am looking at tanks, and wondering how good my Pluid, khlorine, vermillion river kentucky blend, truth serum, jekyll & hyde, and nebula nector are all gonna taste on this bad boy!


I am officially applying for admission into the Provari club


Malachi

 

[dam718]

Oh my, is that a taco with a bacon shell? mmmmmm

 

[The Ocelot]

Hello and Congrats on NEW ProVari View attachment 275844

That's actually the old sigil. The Praetor has requested we use his new one. This is sized for a signature:

 

[The Ocelot]

Oh my, is that a taco with a bacon shell? mmmmmm

Of course it is. Considering your join date, you should know that.

 

[Ozwald]

Of course it is. Considering your join date, you should know that.

Unless Fuzzy gets it first.