Surely, I'm not so boring that it's my fault this thread is so lethargic.
Hmmm, wait, lightbulb moment!
I can turn this to my advantage. Here's how it goes: You are getting sleepy, (hell, you're all already sleeping) all of you, verrrry sleepy. Especially you TiMini owners. What's that? A whisper in the dark. What is it? Who is it? What is it saying?
"Psst, hey you - yeah, you, my ostensible owner. Yeah, we all know who owns who here, right?" says one TiMini. Another sighs, petulantly, "Oh, sure you say you adore me, but I'm really feeling neglected here, while you sleep. So alone."
"Cold," says a third. "I'm soo cold. It's Autumn & there's a Frankenstorm a-brewing."
Yet another, "I'm scared. Don't like the dark. Need the sunshine," moans. "Oh, for some heat & light & love..."
"Florida. Saint Petersburg. If you really loved me, you'd send me. Keep me safe. Invite my friends. Get a group rate."
"Florida, Florida, Florida. Where the wind does not blow and the mermaid smiles. She'll kiss us all, right on the tip, and show us the light & the heat."
Hearken my call, all. Come to me, TiMini's, come to me. Now. Come now.
Now.
My brain exploded.
sent from a dumb iphone so please excuse errors/mishaps



