-How I Respond To Vape Hate-

[Sandy Graham]

If anyone ever bothers you because you're vaping ... just remember how much smarter you are in comparison to them! I turn and recite this directly at them, and not only do they leave me alone, they turn and run. Fast.

Trolls! (c) S. Graham

Trolls on the internet,
Trolls on the phone.
Trolls in the toilet
Won't leave me alone!

Trolls in the closet,
Trolls 'neath the bridge.
Trolls in the faucet --
Trolls in my fridge!

Trolls spreading filth
On my living room floor!
Trolls spit and hiss
In my underwear drawer!

Trolls in the hallways!
Under the bed!
They love to eat earwax
Spread thick on your bread!

Trolls in the fireplace!
Trolls on the loose!
Trolls in your mouth
Pounding hard on a tooth!

Trolls in the air vent
Poofing away!
It's hard to prevent
The foul odor they spray!

Trolls are so jealous
They steal all the joy.
Trolls stomp their feet
When they can't have your toy!

Trolls love emesis,
Delight in the gutter.
One could write a thesis
On Trolls' moldy butter.

 

[daviedog]

You expect me to memorize that??
Cute though,..

 

[Canadian_Vaper]

or you can just say....

Save your trolling for the interwebs

 

[smacuser]

A man after my own heart.

 

[Sandy Graham]

You expect me to memorize that??
Cute though,..

Well, it does help and is much more effective if you drop your pants while reciting it! Or walk around pushing a stroller full of garbage while cooing at it. Awww, we have fun here!

 

[Sandy Graham]

or you can just say....

Save your trolling for the interwebs

You are giving me ideas for a new poem! This is just the inspiration I needed! Interwebs. Hmmm. I'd better get started!

 

[Jugband]

You've certainly given a lot of thought to trolls

You should consider reciting this to them. That would take care of them!

 

[Sandy Graham]

You've certainly given a lot of thought to trolls

You should consider reciting this to them. That would take care of them!

I actually had a Troll House passed down to me from my Auntie Mimi! The things I did in front of those Trolls. GASP!!!

 

[Winchester]

Allrighty Then! Am I still on ECF? Did I hit the wrong button?

 

[Sandy Graham]

Allrighty Then! Am I still on ECF? Did I hit the wrong button?

Same forum, but slightly strange vape story!!!

 

[Bunnykiller]

no wonder they run away... I would too after hearing someone reciting that... scary