How to spend a Saturday

[jeffakamax]

Has any one heard from Ghetto cowgirl?

She was last seen running after a mail truck, wearing pink furry slippers and screaming obscenities.

 

[Richie G]

Did you guys see that post #5000 appeared on Pg #500?

<Richard Dreyfuss voice from "Close Encounters of the Third Kind">

"This means something"...

(or not)

 

[CHUCKLEHEAD]

Did you guys see that post #5000 appeared on Pg #500?

<Richard Dreyfuss voice from "Close Encounters of the Third Kind">

"This means something"...

(or not)

Whats very strange is post #1 showed up on page#18-o

 

[Hellen A. Handbasket]

PrOn!!!!

OMG - Emsmom... your Chuck is GORGEOUS!! Really Jeff, that one is just incredible (I understand she gave you artistic license on his one!!). That is some classy prOn!!

Another Zonie gets Chucked!! I think there are 8 Chucks in Arizona now. It is a CHUCKidemic (and it'll get worse when our Social Group members see us stroll in with our Chucks this Saturday and then this one showing up next month, ha).

 

[AngusATAT]

He's here! I opened the box and he darted out like a frighten ferret not sure if he should hide or bite me. I calmed him down and reassured him everything was alright. I explained what I had in store for him, and how he was going to reach a level of badass-ness never before imagined. I regret doing this... Now he's marching back N forth on the table just talking smack to all the rest of them waiting to be shipped.

"you WILL respect me, I was a CHUCK begore you were even an idea"

"who are you supposed to be, a flower?"

"You eye ballin me little fella?"

Ugh.... If he keeps this up I will be forced to put him back in the box.

Thanks Angus, fine job you've done there.

I merely encouraged his inner badass to bloom. Every time I screw an atty into him, he laughs evilly and proclaims that he's going to "make that atty my biatch!".

Thanks for letting me know he got there safely. I can only hope that no postal employees were harmed in the shipping of my Chuck.

 

[jeffakamax]

I meant you! BTW is mine ready? Its gonna make some killer pRon

There is no way I'd fit in that box.

Yes, Dennis your chuck is done. In addition to making CHUCKs I have also been working on a few cloning projects. I perfected the process last weekend and made 8 more of me. This has allowed me (us) to get all 62 orders that were before yours done. Not only that, but I am having yours personally delivered. Please stand outside and flag me#7 down when he gets there. I told him you would be the guy wearing the "kiss the Cook" apron and a top hat. He will be driving a Red 74 Pinto wagon with a large stuffed grouper on the roof. I just hope the two of you don't confuse the other with someone else.

 

[CHUCKLEHEAD]

There is no way I'd fit in that box.

Yes, Dennis your chuck is done. In addition to making CHUCKs I have also been working on a few cloning projects. I perfected the process last weekend and made 8 more of me. This has allowed me (us) to get all 62 orders that were before yours done. Not only that, but I am having yours personally delivered. Please stand outside and flag me#7 down when he gets there. I told him you would be the guy wearing the "kiss the Cook" apron and a top hat. He will be driving a Red 74 Pinto wagon with a large stuffed grouper on the roof. I just hope the two of you don't confuse the other with someone else.

LMFAO! Thanks for taking the time to let me know

 

[jeffakamax]

DENNIS!!! For god sales, get inside and take off that apron! I was kidding!

 

[WhatAClumsyGirl]

LOLLLLLL...ya'll are too funny.

EMSMom...that Chuck is beautiful...!! Outstanding work, jeff.

Now...what date are you on ?? Not being pushy, just anxious

 

[AngusATAT]

I think I'm going to head home early today, dress myself in clothes covered in powdercoat, and do the "Chuck Dance". This is a dance to the Chuck God, praying for a quick return of a wayward Chuck. Usually performed while vaping with a weak-... stock e-cig battery and whining about how much it sucks.

 

[hecknaw]

jeff i'd watch out wiff dad clon'n bidness i saw'd a movie. an after 2or3 they start gitt'n stupid'r n stupid'r

 

[AngusATAT]

jeff i'd watch out wiff dad clon'n bidness i saw'd a movie. an after 2or3 they start gitt'n stupid'r n stupid'r

Multiplicity... great flick.

 

[hecknaw]

yep dats it!!!! i liked it!!

 

[jeffakamax]

jeff i'd watch out wiff dad clon'n bidness i saw'd a movie. an after 2or3 they start gitt'n stupid'r n stupid'r

That's why I sent #7 to Dennis. There is a good chance he's not gonna make it back.

I have not seen #8 since Sunday. He was wearing a Speedo, covered in honey and was armed with a fly swatter. Said he was going to hunt bear???

 

[Caesarea]

Don't let No 8 work on my LC - don't want bears among the flowers...8-o

 

[AngusATAT]

Jeff, will that graphic I sent you work ok? I can probably find a bigger size pic of it if you need me to.

 

[hecknaw]

i'm a thunk'n jeffakamultimax here!!!

 

[Ghetto_Cowgirl]

I GOT IT!! It's freaking gorgeous!!!
Hubby opened it before I got home so no video I sorry
Omg I'm in love!!

Oh and the slit didn't work Jeff I get no airflow, well a tiny tiny bit but nowhere near enough. I have an adapter without a hole, can't find my drill bits, can I get a hammer and nail???

 

[jeffakamax]

I GOT IT!! It's freaking gorgeous!!!
Hubby opened it before I got home so no video I sorry
Omg I'm in love!!

Better than the pics?

 

[Ghetto_Cowgirl]

Hell yeah, course it is! All green and purple and sparkly and omg !!