Why are you carrying this guy, you and 19 other guys are doing your job (ie sitting around vaping all day) and he's just the dead weight, the non-team player, the bad pickle in the jar, the apple with the worm in it, the nose with too much powder. I would take this to the boss immediately, file a formal complaint about this guys lack of enthusiasm for his job and his inability to work well in a team vaping environment.
Or just throw one of those heavy staplers at his face and then ask him if his nose is still burning.

PS. I want your job.
Or just throw one of those heavy staplers at his face and then ask him if his nose is still burning.

PS. I want your job.