I have Provari-itus !

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When I was a small alien boy undocumented gender-neutral humanoid it was rather fashionable to play Indians Indigenous Land-keepers.

Get with the program.
 
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@Terry Koontz - I was thinking about your Provari-itus condition last night, and you know...you could be afflicted with much worse, for example = Porsche-itus, Corvette-itus, Harley-itus, or similar. I personally know someone who has Firearm-itus (for the high end ones) and Randall-itus (for their custom knives). He has deep pockets though, thank goodness, so he doesn't suffer any from those 2 conditions.

So your Provari-itus...not serious at all in comparison, IMO. :banana:
 

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Congrats for quitting! Provape also helped me a year ago and was fortunate to buy a few before they closed. Actually the newest one was bought a few hours before they announced their closing.

I really hope my Radii and the Procyon will last long. The only one that is no longer with me is not because it failed but was robbed from me [emoji22]. Worst thing about that is that the thieves had no clue what they were taking so I believe they just got rid of it.

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The problem with Provari-itus is that it leads to nothing good. Much like the Highlander, there can be only one so if you continue to collect, you'll ultimately have to face Willy in a battle to the end. Then it will become a USA vs. Canada thing, forcing everyone to pick sides. Fights will break out which will lead into riots. Riots will lead to war. First the USA versue Canada, forcing others to choose sides. Whose side is England going to pick? USA, who is their staunch military ally or Canada, the extension of the crown? Either way, missiles fly. Now troops are fighting and people are dying while that insane porcine flat top Kim Jong Un sits back in his North Korean ivory tower built from the blood and tears of his people and laughs at the world going nuclear around him (without him having to fire one of his faulty missiles). Is that what you want Terry? I didn't even get to the zombies part yet. Is that what you want?
 
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Speaking of Provari-itus and zombies, I never got a Zombie either :eek:
I need that too!!!!!
Ok, I want a Zombie, I don't need a Zombie. Or do I ;)

I apologize in advance for this being pretty long. However, it's a perfect example of how ProVape really did value their customers and their satisfaction.

I had never ordered a Zombie originally, but did end up with one...because Blake at ProVape went above and beyond with an exchange for me. Right before they closed, I'd ordered a 2.5 Mini Black/Red hybrid (with the regular beveled top), because I loved the bright fire engine red with the black that was shown on their website. It came quickly, but it wasn't the bright red shown at all, and there was hardly any of it. It was mostly black. I emailed them to ask about it, and Blake sent a response very quickly. He said not all colors will show true on the website because of the very bright lighting they have to use during photo taking. So, it appeared as a fire engine red in their photos, but was actually a fairly dark maroon color! He apologized and said he definitely wanted a satisfied customer, so we could work something out to achieve that.

He offered to refund me upon its return, or to exchange it for 1 of the few they had left, and I could choose which one I wanted. I already had 2 colors they still had, so I chose the Zombie, thinking I'd get a Zombie Mini with a beveled cap. Imagine my surprise when it came in and he'd sent not only a Classic (instead of a 2.5 Mini), with an extension ring and regular plain end cap, but also another extension ring with 1 of the limited edition Zombie Defense League end caps on it! Really made my day! Wrote him an email immediately, expressing my excitement and gratitude for what he'd done, since it was a big, totally unexpected surprise!

Really great company they were, IMO. It's a real shame they're no longer in business.
 
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I apologize in advance for this being pretty long. However, it's a perfect example of how ProVape really did value their customers and their satisfaction.

I had never ordered a Zombie originally, but did end up with one...because Blake at ProVape went above and beyond with an exchange for me. Right before they closed, I'd ordered a 2.5 Mini Black/Red hybrid (with the regular beveled top), because I loved the bright fire engine red with the black that was shown on their website. It came quickly, but it wasn't the bright red shown at all, and there was hardly any of it. It was mostly black. I emailed them to ask about it, and Blake sent a response very quickly. He said not all colors will show true on the website because of the very bright lighting they have to use during photo taking. So, it appeared as a fire engine red in their photos, but was actually a fairly dark maroon color! He apologized and said he definitely wanted a satisfied customer, so we could work something out to achieve that.

He offered to refund me upon its return, or to exchange it for 1 of the few they had left, and I could choose which one I wanted. I already had 2 colors they still had, so I chose the Zombie, thinking I'd get a Zombie Mini with a beveled cap. Imagine my surprise when it came in and he'd sent not only a Classic, but he also included an extension ring and regular plain end cap, and another extension ring with 1 of the limited edition Zombie end caps on it! Really made my day! Wrote him an email immediately, expressing my excitement and gratitude for what he'd done, since it was a big, totally unexpected surprise!

Really great company they were, IMO. It's a real shame they're no longer in business.

I couldn't have said it better. I came to know Provape shortly before they closed but I am so happy I did!
 
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