Title says it all. Just got dumped by the love of my life.
What should I buy to make me feel better?
:*(
What should I buy to make me feel better?
:*(
I just got dumped. Suggest something to buy impulsively
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I'm very sorry, my friend.
How about some tacos, a six pack and a blemished Grand?
Again, I'm real sorry. I'd hug ya if I could.
How about some tacos, a six pack and a blemished Grand?
Again, I'm real sorry. I'd hug ya if I could.
beers. have some beers. Sorry to hear it sir... don't buy anything too expensive, just have a couple beers!
In all reality that is the kind of hurt that buying stuff won't help.
Sure it might give you a little momentary smile.
Money can't buy love, and money can't stop pain.
Just know that we are all family here and our love wraps around ya!
Don't beat yourself up, or drag yourself down.
With some time life will be good again!
Grandma here still loves ya!!!
Sure it might give you a little momentary smile.
Money can't buy love, and money can't stop pain.
Just know that we are all family here and our love wraps around ya!
Don't beat yourself up, or drag yourself down.
With some time life will be good again!
Grandma here still loves ya!!!
got dumped by the love of your life... beer, say a 24 pack... and your alcohol of choice, but not just your alcohol of choice, a really really good brand, if you like tequila, dont buy jose, buy patron... if you like scotch like me go and get a nice bottle of johnny walker blue (wait... dont... waste of... ah screw it get it) or get a bottle of goose if you like vodka...
point is go get an alcohol treat... drink yourself stupid, a nice good solid drunk... have a dumb night... but most of all... make sure you have at least 1 trustworthy bro with you... you want to get stupid drunk to do dumb things, then let it all out, not get stupid drunk and do horrible things and end up having even worse things to deal with...
remember have someone with you... someone you trust... get stupid tonight blow off steam... have fun, let it out, relieve some of what you got going on inside... just make sure you have a buddy with ya, that will keep you from doing something horribly stupid... no need to wake up in jail...
not trying to beat the dead horse... but very very important...
sucks to hear about your break up... dont keep that (censored) inside man... let it out... get it out... if that means getting drunk and letting it all flow out... do it... do not keep that (censored) inside...
letting it out is very important... i used the drink self stupid method when i got dumped in korea... but i didnt let it out i kept it in... well korea drink yourself stupid was a regular occurrence... reason or no reason... but i kept it in and got into a bit of a dark place... no one knew it... but it was hard to keep a charade up...
LET IT OUT MAN!!! If you need booze to help let it out... just dont give yourself alcohol poisoning...
edit: the censored is apparently a bad word for poop... had to edit, i use ellipses alot... so a bunch of random ellipses is not clear...
point is go get an alcohol treat... drink yourself stupid, a nice good solid drunk... have a dumb night... but most of all... make sure you have at least 1 trustworthy bro with you... you want to get stupid drunk to do dumb things, then let it all out, not get stupid drunk and do horrible things and end up having even worse things to deal with...
remember have someone with you... someone you trust... get stupid tonight blow off steam... have fun, let it out, relieve some of what you got going on inside... just make sure you have a buddy with ya, that will keep you from doing something horribly stupid... no need to wake up in jail...
not trying to beat the dead horse... but very very important...
sucks to hear about your break up... dont keep that (censored) inside man... let it out... get it out... if that means getting drunk and letting it all flow out... do it... do not keep that (censored) inside...
letting it out is very important... i used the drink self stupid method when i got dumped in korea... but i didnt let it out i kept it in... well korea drink yourself stupid was a regular occurrence... reason or no reason... but i kept it in and got into a bit of a dark place... no one knew it... but it was hard to keep a charade up...
LET IT OUT MAN!!! If you need booze to help let it out... just dont give yourself alcohol poisoning...
edit: the censored is apparently a bad word for poop... had to edit, i use ellipses alot... so a bunch of random ellipses is not clear...
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oh and if you take my advice get a reo now... just in case you lose/damage your reo while out...
George Carlin once said-
"Buying something to make you happy is like strapping sandwiches all over your body because you're hungry".
Hi, Happy Reo people!
"Buying something to make you happy is like strapping sandwiches all over your body because you're hungry".
Hi, Happy Reo people!
Sorry to hear the news. It will get better. THis might not help but think about when things happen:
During the Han Dynasty—in the third century B.C.—an old man living on China’s border one day lost his horse. His neighbors all said what terrible luck that was, and sympathized with the old man. But Sai Weng said: “Maybe losing my horse is not a bad thing after all.”
Lo and behold, the next day the old man’s horse returned, together with a beautiful female horse alongside him. All the neighbors exclaimed: “What great luck!” But the old man responded: “Maybe this is not such good luck after all.”
The old man had a strong young son. The boy fell in love with the new horse and rode her every day. One day the new horse got spooked by a wild animal and threw the boy from her back. He broke his leg very badly and was permanently crippled.
All Sai Weng’s neighbors said: “What a tragedy, your strong son will never walk without pain again.” But the old man again said: “Maybe this is not such a bad thing after all.”
And so it went that when the New Year came, the emperor’s army passed through the border region and recruited all able young men to fight in the frontier war. Because the old man’s son was crippled he could not fight and was left in the village to farm with his father. Sai Weng said to his neighbors: “You see, it all turned out okay in the end. Being thrown from the horse and breaking his leg saved my son from fighting in the war and almost certain death. So it was in the end a lucky thing after all.”
Whenever a bad thing happens in China, someone will say “Sai Weng Shi Ma” (Remember “The Old Man Who Lost His Horse”) to remind themselves and others that apparently bad things sometimes have a silver lining.
During the Han Dynasty—in the third century B.C.—an old man living on China’s border one day lost his horse. His neighbors all said what terrible luck that was, and sympathized with the old man. But Sai Weng said: “Maybe losing my horse is not a bad thing after all.”
Lo and behold, the next day the old man’s horse returned, together with a beautiful female horse alongside him. All the neighbors exclaimed: “What great luck!” But the old man responded: “Maybe this is not such good luck after all.”
The old man had a strong young son. The boy fell in love with the new horse and rode her every day. One day the new horse got spooked by a wild animal and threw the boy from her back. He broke his leg very badly and was permanently crippled.
All Sai Weng’s neighbors said: “What a tragedy, your strong son will never walk without pain again.” But the old man again said: “Maybe this is not such a bad thing after all.”
And so it went that when the New Year came, the emperor’s army passed through the border region and recruited all able young men to fight in the frontier war. Because the old man’s son was crippled he could not fight and was left in the village to farm with his father. Sai Weng said to his neighbors: “You see, it all turned out okay in the end. Being thrown from the horse and breaking his leg saved my son from fighting in the war and almost certain death. So it was in the end a lucky thing after all.”
Whenever a bad thing happens in China, someone will say “Sai Weng Shi Ma” (Remember “The Old Man Who Lost His Horse”) to remind themselves and others that apparently bad things sometimes have a silver lining.
An EXOTIC Woodvil would do wonders!!! Always there when you need her. Just push her button and she performs everytime !
I'm sure you won't have a problem as there are alot of ladies that wish they could find a good man! Good men, like beautiful Woodvils, are hard to find!
I'm sure you won't have a problem as there are alot of ladies that wish they could find a good man! Good men, like beautiful Woodvils, are hard to find!
ha, I very much agree with this^^^ if it was meant to be and she really was your soulmate then you'd still be together, there are plenty of fish in the sea but if you smell tuna then stay above the waist
So this Chinese guy, who had just been dumped, went out and bought a new Motorcycle. Upon viewing the shiny new machine, the man's neighbor, Sai Weng, said "DAMN DUDE... THAT IS ONE BADASS RIDE. YOU GONNA DO AFTERMARKET EXHAUST??" And the guy said "HELL YEAH!"
And everyone way happy.
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