My math teacher being a good ol' Bama boy always told us a joke. This is copy and pasted from google, but it's the same joke
""A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish."
The sunny California sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, and the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take over thousands of miles! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honour and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say " nothing!", and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge!""
I'm always the nice guy and will always put someone before myself. It always seems to backfire when we try to do something for ourselves. This will all work out in time.
I'm lucky my girlfriend, technically fiance when I move to Canada and formally propose, she's okay with whatever I do. I only get a "hell naw" to the motorcycle idea haha. As long as I get her a toyota tundra when she gets her farm to haul horses, I'm allowed to do anything. Although when she gets Brandt at the end of her name that mindset might change. Although being friends for 8 years now, I don't think that would happen. I even got her to try
vaping 
haha. She doesn't smoke, but got some 0mg so she could try it out. Was curious why I liked it. This was on the beach when she was here over Christmas.

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