So sorry for the delay in an update! Kids + Video Games + Grandma's Computer = Disaster!!! I am now up and running with a new power supply.
The elusive EGO was discovered by granddaughter inside one of the new fur-lined winter boots! I vaguely remember sticking my hand in to remove the tissue but have no recall of having the PV in hand at the time. Man, this CRS affliction is worse than I thought.
Luckily I had picked up a ChuckyCheese gift card to have on hand just in case, so she and I are gonna have a girl's night out. When she found the EGO, she screamed with delight, "Grandma, I found your vapor-y thingy, now you can be merry!"
Thanks y'all for the moral support... I wasn't as sure as you that it would be found. And for all you northeast vapers, secure that e-cig when leaving the house or it really will be spring before you can even search!